Christine's Wondrous World

GOD LOVES ME

2010-06-18T19:24:00.000-07:00

"You Raise Me Up"

When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;
When troubles come and my heart burdened be;
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
Until you come and sit awhile with me.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

There is no life - no life without its hunger;
Each restless heart beats so imperfectly;
But when you come and I am filled with wonder,
Sometimes, I think I glimpse eternity.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up... To more than I can be.

2010-06-09T20:20:00.000-07:00

Bla dont think im a retard for posting this online but they told me before that by sharing, i can spread the God too. Maybe i can touch some people's lives just like Priscilla's testimony touched me.

This is a message I sent to some people.

Between Gloria Su, Priscilla Edna Moreira, Alvin Teoh, John Jonathan Paul, Cheryl Anne and You

Christine Kuan June 9 at 1:04am

hiiiii i'm sorry to bother you but i really feel like telling you this wonderful thing that god has given me...
no i did not receive any of those gifts of the holy spirit or something like that, what i got,to me, was even better. it was freedom.

you see, i was suffering from this mild case of obsessive compulsive disorder in which i fear dirt, dust, germs etc. and i didn't really realize it before but this fear was really keeping me away from god. not only did i stay away from things that i thought were dirty but i could not touch my own grandmother without washing my hands afterwards. when my grandma had to sleep in my room and she touched my bed(which is my most sensitive spot in my OCD) I hated her so much. If i lie on my bed without bathing, i just wouldn't be able to stand it. I would have to wipe my bed with wet hands at least to rid it of its "dirtyness". Really a simple thing like sitting on my bed wearing my "dirty" school uniform would tear me apart and make my whole day miserable. There is a boy named yeap keng han in my school and everytime i saw him i feel disgusted and i will avoid him even though my conscience tells me what a retard i am. But i really could not control it.

I had this problem since i was around 8 and instead of trying to overcome it, i just ignored it and accommodated for it by bathing right before bed, washing my hands often, altogether avoiding dirt. It became a very normal thing for me.

Then during R.O.C.K. camp, somehow when priscilla was telling her story about overcoming her fear of heights, i started crying and i really didnt even know why. Then i couldn't stop even though i really wanted to because it is really embarassing when i am the only one in the room who is crying over ridiculous thing. Then i thought about my fear. My OCD. Later I went back to my room with gloria and priscilla and i told them my story and then i realized that this stupid thing was really was blocking me from God. I was letting my fears control me. Then God set me free. I knew i wouldnt have to suffer anymore. I knew that i must overcome my compulsion not for me, but for God.

Actually when I came for ROCK camp, i seriously thought that I was pretty much healed because I changed my character drastically after attending the first ROCK camp. But i was wrong. I think I was still missing out on the main point. I don't just need a little bit of God in my life. I need God to be the center of my life. Because when I saw the missionary people video thingy, I knew that there really is no happier or better thing i could do then to share in God and to be with God and that is exactly what I have not been doing my whole life.

Today, after sweating and playing the whole day, i lay on my bed, without bathing, and i know that i am free. Really, i can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. I can think about nothing but God and I really want to get closer to him and do more for him. But i really have no idea how. Actually for a while, i was really considering just leaving school as soon as i could to go out and help people just like that new zealand thingy but then today after asking my dad if i can visit a refugee camp and an orphanage, he told me it is okay as long as i dont turn over and become a social worker because i will not be paid and cannot be rich that way. I really dont know what to say to my dad because i do not want my life to go that way and i cannot see myself happy with all the riches of the world anymore. Now I realized that only God can make me truly happy. I'm also scared that i lose my fire because i have been to camp before and i know that after a few months, i would forget everything i learnt and felt. i think i really need guidance...

Gloria and priscilla, you guys really i mean really made this camp one of the most memorable experiences in my life because talking about faith is just ssoooooo wonderful and i love you guys so much and thank you so much for listening and for helping me as well as sharing your own lovely experiences^^

To alvin, please dont give up on us... we really need you and i can't explain how awesome you are in words.

john, you really dont know how much you telling me that crying is just a manifestation of the holy spirit meant to me because i seriously thought there was something wrong with my hormones or my brain was retarded or something...

Thankyou guys so much and praise the lord! ^^

Charity club

2010-04-29T23:02:00.000-07:00

Stock List (arranged based on price) * updated

No.	Products	Quantity	Price (RM)
1	Notebook - Retarded	32	2
2	Pencil Set	10	2
3	Folder	4	2
4	Heart Shaped Box	246	3
5	Soft Toy - Small	16	3
6	Pen Set	15	3
7	Document Case - Slim	22	3
8	Laundry Bag	13	3
9	Notebook - Normal	17	4
10	Document Case - Broad	9	5
11	Paper Mate Set	17	5
12	Soft Toy - Medium	17	8
13	Motivation/Edu Set	12	8
14	Soft Toy - Big	11	15
15	Cat	50	Donation >2

Another career test

2010-03-22T06:25:00.000-07:00

Best Occupational Category

You're a CREATOR

Keywords

Nonconforming, Impulsive, Expressive, Romantic, Intuitive, Sensitive, and Emotional

These original types place a high value on aesthetic qualities and have a great need for self-expression. They enjoy working independently, being creative, using their imagination, and constantly learning something new. Fields of interest are art, drama, music, and writing or places where they can express, assemble, or implement creative ideas.

CREATOR OCCUPATIONS
Suggested careers are Advertising Executive, Architect, Web Designer, Creative Director, Public Relations, Fine or Commercial Artist, Interior Decorator, Lawyer, Librarian, Musician, Reporter, Art Teacher, Broadcaster, Technical Writer, English Teacher, Architect, Photographer, Medical Illustrator, Corporate Trainer, Author, Editor, Landscape Architect, Exhibit Builder, and Package Designer.

CREATOR WORKPLACES
Consider workplaces where you can create and improve beauty and aesthetic qualities. Unstructured, flexible organizations that allow self-expression work best with your free-spirited nature.

Suggested Creator workplaces are advertising, public relations, and interior decorating firms; artistic studios, theaters and concert halls; institutions that teach crafts, universities, music, and dance schools. Other workplaces to consider are art institutes, museums, libraries, and galleries.

2nd Best Occupational Category

You're a RESEARCHER

Keywords:

Independent, Self-Motivated, Reserved, Introspective, Analytical, and Curious

These investigative types gather information, analyze and interpret data, and inquire to uncover new facts. They have a strong scientific orientation, enjoy academic or research environments and prefer self-reliant jobs. Dislikes are group projects, selling, and repetitive activities.

Every career test i take says the same thing, but nothing I'm supposed to be doing fits my dad's criteria of "Accountant"

2010-01-31T07:54:00.000-08:00

Do i seriously suffer a mental illness?

2010-01-03T05:45:00.000-08:00

I saw this sign today staring out at me through the window of that art attack shop.

(click for bigger view)

I will translate all to english now for those who cannot understand BM...
and because i hate BM.
xD

Characteristics of Autistic People:

1. has 1 person conversations

anyone who spends 5 minutes with me will realize that half the time, i am talking to myself about something or other.

2. doesn't show interest

unless it's something shiny, most of the time, if you tell me anything, i will just look blur and everything is going in one ear and coming out the other...

3. copies actions

how often do I play this dumb game?
VERY OFTEN.

4. I DUNNO WHAT THIS IS IN ENGLISH THEREFORE I DON'T UNDERSTAND

somemore the light is blocking in this picture.. hahahha...

5. Flaps hands

Ohmigosh like how many times a day do I attempt to fly????

6. Laugh berdekah-dekah(like a lunatic) at unsuitable times

Okay twilight, new moon and true blood aside, has anyone seen me in class where i suddenly start laughing to myself for no apparent reason?

7. Likes to spin things

One of my favourite pastimes! I play with my baby cousin's balls more than they do and anything that can spin, i will spin.
eg, cups, toilet rolls, bottles, pencils...

8. No eye contact

This only applies to me half of the time.
If you're talking to me about boring shit though, of course I'm going to stare at that speck of dust that just flew by your head...

9. hates change.

Also half applied.
Everyone hates change and so do i. But I guess autistic people are extremely intolerable to change?

10. Talks about the same thing repeatedly.

If you have met me, you may find that I tell you the same story that happened to me today about 5 or 6 times. The number is small because by that time, normal people would have asked me to shut up and go away. This somehow breaks off my talking streak.

11. Doesn't play with other people.

Okay this is not true because I love playing with everyone. :D

12. Only joins groups if helped or pushed(not push as in push you off the building).

Well this is half true. If I know people there, i will join stuff in a flash.
but if I don't have a teman, you will never get me joining any type of group stuff...
I'm scared of people..?

13. Shows liking for adult's hands.

If you sit behind me in mass, you will notice i'm playing with my mother's hands the whole time. Except when I'm clasping them together in prayer la but anyway, i hold my mum's hand a lot. and my dads too. in car they dricing also i hold their hand to increase the chance of car crash. hahahaha. don't catch me, police! xD

And those are the 13 unlucky signs.

And out of those 13, I have 10.5 matched characteristics.
EGAD! I COULD BE AUTISTIC.

Either that, or this sign is very retarded.

OR OR OR...

I'm just christine!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
hahahhahahahhaa

look it's the laughter again...

:OOO

Cheryl's buh bye post. :(

2009-12-30T07:48:00.000-08:00

So I spend weeks and weeks poring on cheryl's going away present which I told her was the most awesome present ever which is why her birthday present sucked so much.

NO PRESSURE.

It started with some scrap wood that my dad got from Ikea.

I covered the holes with cardboard...

eeeeeeeee so ugly...

shit some kid is going to get electric shocked!

Psst pstt.... CHERYL!

a lot of wrapping paper later...

so what did it look like in the end?

and what was the final verdict?

CHERYL LOVED IT!

woohoooo!

I don't care if she's lying also, i think it looks awesome. :)

anyway...
finished product.

DOLL ROOM. with no dolls. xD

Watch legolas.

Meant to be tv lol...

There's a musical box that plays memory also.
P.s. that's the song we sang for malam bakat...

Side views...

and came with something I drew for cheryl...

hahah it looks better upside down...

real way looks a bit fake...

oh well...

lallalalllala

now all the sappy things.
(feel free to skip because even looking at it makes me bored. :) )

Note from facebook cause I'm lazy to write 2 things...

Dear Cheryl,

I have no idea where to start.

I just know that I love you and I can't believe I'm never going to
sing with you in the corridors;
play intersection points;
laugh about fruits and veggies;
sms you about hot guys;
give nicknames to all the people we know;
play harry potter and lord of the rings role playing;
play harry potter, race car driving, flicking paper, writing on walls, ring ring hello and other charlie stuff, blowing hair, etc, etc during school exams...(now my only play mate is the dustbin.... :( );
go on toilet adventures;
kacau our favourite teachers like rozeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hohohoho!, usha, norhafizah, nora, jeet, and blablbalbalablabla...;
play other dumb games with you that no one else but you would even consider playing like magical unicorns...

there are so many more things but my attention span is wavering...
actually I'm halfway typing this while smsing you...
and I kinda forgot what i wanted to say so...

you know i think the reason I couldn't cry just now was really because when I hang out with you, I'm just too happy and it's only when you're gone that I remember.
I really cannot even begin to imagine school without you.
The 2 weeks that you went to australia were probably the saddest weeks in the whole of my form 3.
Even studying with you for that idiotic PMR was beyond fun.
Without you, how would I remember about kelabit bario, the hot rentap, PuhPuhNeKeDeLeFeBe, dcckkl, every year's sejarah chapter 1 & 2 topic because you would repeat those the most, and all the other random memorizing methods...
You will always be my ding dong and I will never replace you la.

I scared I write too much now and you get scared of the words.
hahahhahaha.

You know actually, I realized though, it's not like I'm not seeing you again.
It's just that I wont have you all for myself and every single second of the day anymore.
It's just a sudden change from seeing you every freaking day of the week to not until june.
BY THE WAY. YOU MUST COME BACK FOR CHEER AND MALAM BAKAT AND ALL THAT CRAP TOO.
or I will personally take the cheapest air asia flight to melbourne and slap you.
which wouldn't be too bad really...

ahhhh i forgot about your word phobia again.

You know what, if I have any more "sentimental" things to say to you, I'll just write you a letter because being emotional is really draining. xD

I have the most fun with you when I'm just doing nothing and being myself.
I'm never ever bored with you and to summarize it all...
I love you so much and I'll miss you.

Ooo! Ooo! I forgot.

I wrote something for you while studying sejarah before PMR that time.
Because I thought of you then and I have a really short attention span... hahahha.

OKay damn I cannot find it because i wrote it in abi's starfish book and the other day i showed it to bee and i left it downstairs and it's damn dark now okay.

SO I WILL JUST WRITE YOU A LETTER! hahahahha
then i can use fancy paper and make it pretty and you can frame it just like you will frame my drawing right? :)
hahahhahahha okay buy buy now. :)

~remember me always, Christine.~

Huhuhuhuhuhahhahahah.

Cheryl is too awesome to be summarized into one blog post however long it would be and frankly, I'm lazy. :D

if you want to know how much I love cheryl, just see the way I whack her with love. :D

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

5 ways to tell if I really REALLY LOVE YOU!

2009-12-17T08:21:00.000-08:00

Christmas has gotten me into a sappy mood.

I was so bored the other night that I have come up with a list of 5 ways to tell if I really REALLY LOVE YOU!

If I....

#1 I blabber a whole lot of nonsense to you

This is when I tell you a lot of long winded boring stories of my life and can't stop no matter how much you want me to. Though to many, this is a sign of idiocy, this is my way of showing LOVE!

#2 say your name randomly... and then say HI.

That means I love you in Christine speak. :) Actually, this is probably a way of getting attention from somebody I like and though it seems, again, like i'm a psychotic retard, that's just how i show love! :D

#3 ask you for hugs!

As most of my closer friends already know, Christine loves hugs! And besides, love is caring and caring is sharing. SO WE SHALL SHARE THE HEIGHT BY HUGGING MORE PEOPLE. (did you know hugging makes you grow taller??? )

#4 pat your head....

I do this to all the people I love except for the tallies because I find everyone who is shorter than me EXTREMELY CUTE even if you're not. When I pat your head, it feels like your my pet animal or cute teddy or something. THEREFORE, I pat your head if I love you. :D

#5 light up when I see you...

No, I don't mean my face decreases in darkness, I mean you can see a glint in my eyes when I see you. Obviously, this means your very special to me and I'm very happy to see you. :D

IF I DO 3 OF THOSE THINGS TO YOU, I LOVE YOU!

IF I DO 4 OF THOSE THINGS TO YOU, I LOVE YOU, A LITTLE MORE!

IF I DO ALL OF THOSE 5 THINGS TO YOU, I JUST REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU, YOU DUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE LOVE LOVE.

I need to start wrapping Christmas presents...

AND FINISH CHERYL'S GOING AWAY ONE.

I'm not writing a real post

2009-12-10T07:50:00.001-08:00

I think I'll write about Cheryl's going away party when I write about Cheryl going away....

Hey, it's still a few thousand years away right? :D

and I finally watched New Moon...

2009-12-04T04:34:00.000-08:00

I do have something good to say about this movie.

It induced the most painful laugh I have ever laughed in a movie before...

Wanna hear about it?
I know you do.

So there I was watching new moon...

(which incidentally, the movie people label as "twilight" on the tickets. How confusing is that?)

I took a sip of my water and just at that moment...

Something really stupid involving robert uglyson happened and I can't even remember what it was...

And I ALMOST laughed but contained myself so I wouldn't spit on the fellow in front of me.

However, halfway swallowing my water, the retard next to me(YAU YAU YAU), decided to laugh like a retard and then, you know the saying, laughter is infectious!

I LAUGHED LIKE A SHIT HEAD AND THEN I CHOKED ON MY WATER.

And then I coughed extremely loudly and painfully for about 5 minutes disturbing everyone from what may have been a sentimental part of the movie...

...Had this movie been somewhat good.

Now I'm going to tell you who & what made this movie entertaining or boring or just plain retarded.

Taylor Lautner aka Jacob Black.

You know what? He just is Jacob la...
Only time he made me laugh accidentally was when his hair was like a hobo...

Other than that, quite normal.
Of course Yau and a bazillion other girls will just gush about his packs but I think that some actors deserve way much more hype than taylor and hairybert.

Why do I call him hairybert?

Ohmygoodinesitssougly....

Not only is his hairy stomach broadcasted worldwide...
He also has melted nipples...

This is besides his ugly face of course.

But actually, I think his acting improved from the last movie...
I laughed at him a lot less than in twilight and he's less annoying here...

But then maybe that's just 'cause he's not in the show 80% of the time.

Except as a ghost.
Which is so flattering on him since at least now his ugliness is transparent...

Anyway, as I was saying about there being way hotter guys than taylor and hairybert...

LOOK AT THE GUY WHO PLAYS PAUL.
(Alex Meraz)

Taylor Lautner is just a compact cluster of muscles everywhere.
He looks like a male barbie doll.
I would say Ken but even Ken not so muscular wei!

Anyway, this guy looks normal and hotter!!!!

Nicer picture for yau's enjoyment...

He's just the hottest wolf but others are hot too...

EXCEPT FOR SAM ULEY!

Compare him(most right) with all the other guys next to him...

SO FAT & WEIRD LOOKING.

this picture is not such a good example of his true colours though...

Now let's move on to the members of the Volturi.

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE TWINS.

Alec (Cameron Bright)

Jane (Dakota Fanning)

They are just the best actors there and the hottest vampires too.
When I saw Alec I was like "Whoah, who is that?"

Then Yau was like, "I think it's Demetri right?"

Then I checked and Demetri is the less hot vampire who is not worthy to be talked about here.

Then there's Marcus who according to Abigail looks like Snape.

(Christopher Heyerdahl)

Actually, he looks like this one guy who acted in lord of the rings as the king who was influenced by this evil man who's daughter fell in love with aragorn...
I can't remember all their dumb names but he looks like that guy!

He is also quite funny to watch if you're a psychotic person...

and then most awesome of all in his acting is the guy who plays Aro(Michael Sheen)!

From left: aro, caius and ALEC!!!!

He has the most hilarious acting ever!
HE LOOKS LIKE A PSYCHOPATH ALL THE TIME AND I LOVE IT.

See even when he's not acting he's cool!

EVEN HIS LAUGH IS SO AWESOME AND PSYCHOTIC!!!!

Caius is quite hot also and then I looked him up and realized he is the same sweet guy from Sweeney Todd that sings the Johanna song...

SO DIFFERENT WTS....
But cool. :)

Caius alone...

and then there's Jasper who actually has a personality besides a constipated face in this movie...

Only thing, I wish he'd sue the stylist who forced that hideous hair on him...

Look at his potential to be hot!

Awesome...

And then of course there is Alice!!!

sometimes when i see the girls, I wonder, why are there so many hot girls in this world and not enough hot guys???!!!!

I only say that because, somehow, uglyson was cast as Edward...

and then now for the hottest Cullen of them all...

Dr. Carlisle Cullen!

I never thought about him being hot in the book because he was supposed to be like the father but here he looks so young and hot!!!
No other word...

bigger picture:

And now we come to the funniest character in the entire movie!

BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think probably one of her funniest parts was when she said "Kiss me" to edward with her stupid retarded face...

Hey I think that may have been when I choked!!!

Anywho, there are other many funny things that she does, falling being one of the least funny though because she sucks so much at acting dumb.

Another funny thing you have to watch out for is how she says edward after he ditches her in the forest...

I can't demo so you'll have to watch it yourself...

Over all I can actually say I was very entertained.

So my advice for all on the brink of deciding whether or not to watch this show?

Pick your type of personality:

A) I am a diehard twilighter:
Why haven't you watched it yet, you retard! Diehard twilighter, my foot!

B) I'm a normal person looking for a movie to fill my time with:
Don't watch it unless you plan on sleeping in the movie.

C) I am an emo person who just broke up with her boyfriend:
Watch the first part and then you can see how normal and alive you are compared to the psychotic Kristen Stewart who is just this constantly bored person...

D) You are a psychotic retard like myself and miss a good laugh:
WATCH IT WITH YOUR OTHER PSYCHO FRIENDS AND YOU'LL HAVE A BALL.

Now go do what I told you to!

I ish back.

2009-11-29T16:17:00.001-08:00

Note: all my brother's photos have a dk next to them.

...from the land of kangaroos and cheese making geniusry!
(Yes, that is a word! IN IDIOT LANGUAGE. :D)

AND AND AND....

HOT CAUCASIAN GUYS!!!!
It's summer and all the schoolies are out on the streets shirtless and having fun! :D

And to save you all the trouble of skimming through 9GB of photos from me & my brother, I won't be posting all photos(like duh... who does that??) and I won't be marking them either.
I'm lazy, so there!

Anyway, for those of you who didn't know, I spend an entire 10 DAYS at Queensland, Australia. Among the places I stayed at were Brisbane, Gold Coast and Lillydale(a farmstay)...

AND IT WAS NOT 40 DEGREES, CHERYL.
It was a comfy 33 at the highest.
THE STUPID SUN IS SO RETARDED.
AUSTRALIA SO UNPOLLUTED ALSO CAN GET SO BIG A HOLE IN THE OZONE.

So yes, Queensland(when your in the Sun) is hotter than Malaysia!
When you step in the shade, it's cool though. :D
Ah well, at least there's awesome wind to keep me cool at the awesome beaches!!!
Actually, it's still alot cooler than Malaysia when you're in the shade 'cause the weather is not so humid but is instead ferociously windy. :D

ANYWAY.

My trip:

PART 1: BRISBANE

After an 8 hour flight, we arrive at...

Gold Coast...?

Well, Air Asia flies a lot more to Gold Coast then the retarded Brisbane, you see.
So anyway, after collecting our rented car...

dk/my cam

MINE MINE.

...we drive on down to Brisbane.
Well, my dad drives. Christine sleeps. :D

WAIT BUT BEFORE THAT...

Our hungry tummies need some breakfast!
And what better place to eat in Australia than...

SUBWAYS! :D

Sauce choices until wanna die leh...

Sub sub sub...

dk

*heavenly music plays*

:DDDD

Munch munch.

and later we head on to the adjoined supermarket and grab ourselves some Aussie MILK!

AAAHH!!!!!!!! CHRISTINE MISSES THE MILK THERE.
SO MUCH BETTER THAN STUPID MALAYSIAN ONE....
T.T

AND ROAST CHICKEN.

You know what they say about ugly food tasting awesome...

and LASAGNA!!!!!!!!!!!

Now back to the drivin' to Brisbane...

So we eventually reach our motel.

dk

That's our unit.
quite nice, actually.

my room...

Oo! Oo! And there are MIRRORS. :)

Munchie munchie munch on our awesome dining table.

dk

AND THEN EVERYONE SLEEPS.

Except me, of course.
I played with my mother's phone's wi-fi. xD

So later on, we decide to pay a visit to Chinatown for some obscure reason...

In ~~die~~day light.

At NIGHT. ;)

dk

it looks retarded.

It really was, I mean, who goes to australia to see chinatown????!!

somemore under construction like that...

dk

the moon never sleeps in aussie land.

Seriously, 12 o' clock in the afternoon also can see it... =.=

Anyway, we eat in Chinatown...
boohoo....

Who the hell charges this much for Chow Kwai Tew?
Whatever that is.

P.s. 1 Australian dollar is pie Malaysian Ringgit.
Pie as in 3.142blablablablabla....

According to my brother. :D

Foodses.

The sun is down and it's only 6 o' clock.
WHAT THE SHIT....

Nevermind!
Let's go explore the beachy lands of Brisbane!

Ooooo....
what's this? O.o

oh well, tak picktoores.

p.s. super windy sea right next to this place! :DDDDD

And the next day, it's Sunday!
Like good Christians, we go to church...

The church choir is sooooo awesome!
There's this old man who sings like andrea bocelli and they have a flute and a tuba player!
So it sounds so magical and lord of the rings like! HAHA.

Outside.

So then we decide to explore the city...
First stop, the botanical gardens!

Ohmigosh it looks exactly like Kukup in Malaysia but it's HOTTER.

And who said Australian water is very clean?

CHECK THAT OUT.
Of course, it's at the marshes, you can't blame them.

And the Sun creeps higher into the sky as we trudge through this tropical forest...

And suddenly!

"I'm hungry."
says Christine.

Fear not, child!
Daddy has packed you LASAGNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:OOOO

And that is how we can go to Australia without dying of poorness.
Get stuff from the supermarkets!
(note our Coles bag)

Anyway...

Stupid annoying plants at the botanical gardens:

Haha. NOT a papaya. :)

Look exactly like Malaysia, right?

And then we walk over to town hall for a history lesson.

BLABLABLA SLEEP.

LOOK A BALL.

Yau would like this ball probably as much as she'd like all the people here who are also round and rotund. :D

shineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Stupid town hall is dangerous for little kids like me... :(

dk

I almost splatted!

did you know in the olden days, a guys toilet was called a larder?

(zoom in to see)

And women peed in vegetable rooms. :D

NOW THAT'S NOT CONFUSING AT ALL.

Nope, and neither is this.

Now I wonder how I'm going to park...
(zoom in if you don't get it and if after that, you still don't get it, YOU'RE RETARDED. ahhahahhahahha)

The next day, yours truly became the navigator!!

Okay so what if I used a GPS?

it takes a certain skill to press all the correct buttons!!!

anywhooo...

we headed to sunshine coast, home of SUNSHINE CASTLE.

dk

habadahabada....

My dad has some fun with the free hats they let us try on...

Viking.

dk

Thingie.

and of course, moi is the princess. :)

dk

and this is my castle.

a long time ago, I stole the throne from this dead dude on top of me...

dk

Now all the kingdom is mine!

MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!

So I dine in the great hall at the highest place.

dk

complete with free entertainment. :D

in the end though, I get my just desserts...

dk

Mmm.... desserts!

XD

anyway, all of this magical-ness reminds me of my favourite show of all time...

LORD OF THE RINGS!

Among the many things that remind me of lord of the rings...

LOTR memorabilia swords

LOTR picture

Gandalf fighting off the troops of Mordor

AND AND AND....

LEGO! Las...

hhahahahahhahaha...
See? a lego archer? xD

NOW THAT IM IN THE LOTR MOOD...

OFF TO THE HIGHEST TOWER!

While playing the LOTR soundtrack song in which i played aragorn with in my head!

TO PLAY THE MOST AWESOME ELF OF ALL TIME,
LEGOLAS.

dk

Wahahahhaha!

Don't we look alike? :)

Other than that awesome-ness, this place is filled with dolls of all varieties...

Alice in wonderland.

They even have Malaysian! :O

Wizard of Oz.

and a real toy to be reckoned with...

A DISCO STICK.

See, it's a stick that looks like a disco ball that you take with you to the discos!
I wasn't lying cheryl, it's true! :)

hahahahhaahahahaha.

after that we head on down to the beach for some good old seagull feeding...

and if you're brave enough...

try putting food on your head.

IT DOESN'T WORK.
:D

PART 2: LILLYDALE

Lillydale is actually a real out of reach place near Mt. Barney(as in the dinosaur! XD) where there happens to be a 4 1/2 star farmstay in which I stayed at.

Our cabin room...

is absolutely gorgeous...

SUPER ECO-TOILET!

The sink on top of it automatically turns on after you use the toilet for you to wash your hands.
Here's the cool part though...
That same water is gonna flush the toilet the next round!
Neat huh?

We have a nice view of the mountains...

Coupled with a nice view of the cows...

xD

and then at night...

you might think I didn't take that picture because only a dslr can take night shots like that, but i borrowed my brothers while he was asleep. xD

ANYWAY...

STARS! :D

The next day, we put on our fly-protection outfits...

Which are absolutely useless...

and head on to play with the farm animals...
:D

Horses.

Feed the sheep!

dk

Wallabys!

dk

Look how midgety they are!!!!

dk

Later on, as we're driving around....

we see wild ones!

and they stop and stare at us as we snap a bazillion pictures! :DDDDD

Pollination at work!

dk

And then there are wild owls too!

so beautiful... xD

WARNING: CHERYL, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

See, i'm so kind to cheryl.

Now i'm gonna show you chickens!

Daddy teaching us how to make the chickens really dizzy...

dk

They're all so fat and ploppy and cute!!

and they follow all the humans like that because they think we all have food!

Well, that's true in farmer Doug's case up there...

and while they're too busy eating to notice...

Farmer Doug sends me on an errand...

dk

egg hunting!

and then we move on to see these black chickens....

dk

and their babies are sooooooo cute!!!! ^^

And once we got bored of the animals, there was still plenty to do here...

enjoy the breathtaking lakes...

dk

this is actually a dam so my dad said "the water surely clean wan la..."...
later on though, he admitted, as soon as he stepped out of the water, he felt itchy all over his legs...

play on trampolines....

dk

i had a really freaking high toe touch pic but it looks obscene 'cause my pants are too short...

and then there are board games to play in the comfort of our room...

DAM.

That's it's name in Malay, seriously...
And obviously you know who'd be the white.... T.T

Scrabble!

And then the next day, we barge on over to the gold coast!

With plenty of stops along the way, of course...

dk

PART 3: GOLD COAST

When we arrive to the Gold Coast, the Sun is about to rest it's head...

and it's only about 6!

However, this does not deter us from visiting the beaches...

and once again, feeding the gulls! xD

Fire from the sky...

Our room here, though not as awesome as the one at Lillydale's, is satisfactory...

and and and....

got swimming pool which I actually swam in!
xD

Actually, all our other places of residence had swimming pools, including the farm but this one had a hot tub! xD

The next day, we decide to catch the sunrise!

we're too late though...

oh well, a nice stroll wouldn't hurt, would it?

and we come across a lot of these lizards...

lalallalala....

we, as weak ol' malaysians, can't stand the wind, and wrap ourselves tightly in sweaters...

However, the mat sallehs...

well, you can see the difference...

The waves are strong and awesome here...

I actually took like quite a few pictures of this guy cause I thought he was my dad...

Later, I even went up to him to sit with him and to my horror, he was a random stranger!

luckily Caucasians are so nice and friendly...

Other pretty things to note about this country...

Jellyfish that aren't ugly...

Though very washed up...

Dew drops!

And then and then....

I MET OBAMA.

dk

And i shook his hand!!!! :OOOOO

Ok maybe I didn't...

I did meet his wax counterpart though, at....

the wax museum!
Yayyyyy!

So the first part, which is some horror walk or something, they show you alot of torture stuff and people being tortured, etc, etc...
NO PICTURES ALLOWED... :(

and believe me...
it's SUPER FREAKY.

The methods they use for torture...
blehhhh...
but then again....
maybe im just faint hearted...
:p

anyway, the next part, the famous people is really fun and pictures ARE allowed! yay! :D
(That's how I got my obama. :) )

I also took picture with the king of rock and the king of pop!

dk

ELVIS AND MJ!

Other wax stuff & replicas...

crown jewels...

Princess Diana.

Queen Elizabeth II.

Napoleon Bonaparte.

Monsters.

Nosferatu.

Mahatma Gandhi!

Mao Zi Tong.

(sorry dunno how to spell... xD)

King Henry the.... em... the famous one...

William Shakespeare!

Neil Armstrong

Later on, we head just across the street to the Chevron Renaissance mall.

anyway, the reason we headed to this mall in the first place was because we had vouchers for Donut King from the wax museum!

My brother was thrilled, of course!

Why?
DK! Donut King!
hahhahahahhaa!

We also head on down to Infinity, located also in the Chevron Renaissance...

but it's really expensive, compared to Thailand's one...
xD

The next day, we decide to try and catch the sunrise again.
This time, we made it!

Something wrong with uploader and I'm too lazy to upload the sun pictures... xD

Today, we also go souvenir shopping...

Awesome hat...

And also to the carrara markets...

which is like Australian pasar malam in the day time and with less people and pricier things.

my mom bought a few items of clothing though...

I, on the other hand, just enjoyed the weird things...

Pretty birds!

we bought fish & chips for the 4th time this holiday...

this one was the least aweseome one though...

I also bought fudge!
:DDDDD

and and and....

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!

Because I don't have it yet and I NEED IT.
And it was really cheap because it was second hand...

and then because it would be a waste not to at least see it, we visited Movie World...

...on the outside.

BOOOOO....

And Wet & Wild too...

Yet again...

Only on the outside...

OH WELL.

On our last day, Sunday, we went for mass at the church...

Brisbane's one was better... xD

Then we headed out to the beach to watch some surfers!

(P.s. From this point, me and my brother's photos all suck because the salt water dirtied our camera lenses.
as you can see...

So bear with us...)

lalalalallaa.... :)

LIFEGUARD.

hahahahhahahahhahahaahhaa...

crazy caucasians.

Then I dig a hole! :D

LOOK HOW DEEP IT IS.
I did this in 5 minutes....

My grandma also found some musicians and danced with them...

dk

But then, it was time to leave...

At the airport.

dk

K for K mart! Which is where I got this thick jacket for only AUS$10!!!

that's rm30 and I think it's a steal...

Sad to be home...

dk

and sea breeze less.... :((((

BUT IT WAS A FANTABULOUS HOLIDAY!!!!

Well, just except for the UGLY NESS OF THEESE....

dk

but compensated by a lot of HOTNESSS OF YOUNGER GUYS!!!!

2009-11-18T21:25:00.000-08:00

Ohmigosh I have a new phone! :DDDDD

It's pink to match my camera wahahahhahahah!

Now that that's over with, everyone give me your handphone numbers!!!

The amazing weekend!

2009-11-15T19:22:00.000-08:00

My muscles still ache from Telematch.

We shall not speak of that which makes us annoyed now so I will skip on to the part of my weekend where I slept over at Cheryl's.

CHELSEA IS SO ADORABLE!!!!
That's Cheryl's Pomeranian mixed Chihuahua dog by the way...
She woke me up by walking on meeee....
LOOOOOLLLLLLL...

And I got some accessories from Cheryl since she would be throwing away her unwanteds.
:D

And then the next day, last Sunday School of the year.

Camwhore with Aunty Alice!

She's so kind she bundle up Joyce so she won't be so cold.

Mother ~~Mary~~ Joyce
Hehehehe. xD

Me & Cheryl won 2nd and 3rd place for Sunday School respectively.

And then on to Bangsar next!

Every shop in Bangsar is decorated as high standard and interesting as this one.

Check out pretty flowers....

Jakun-ted people decide we love it so much, we will take a picture with it! :D

Even the toilets are pretty. :D

This is on an ADVERTISEMENT.

We ate our nyum-licious lunch at Marmalade which has the most awesome food ever!!!!

Unfortunately, no pics.

:(

Later, we had our tea at Delicious!
Yup, we all have black holes for stomachs.... :D

Decor is nicer than 1 utama's in my opinion...

We ordered 3 frosty drinks to quench our thirst...

as well as wedges!

Yau took what seemed like an hour to take a picture of the drinks, preventing any of us from touching them.

I got this one in 10 seconds.

LULULULUP!

Clothes shopping which was our sole purpose to go to Bangsar?

Quite a disappointment.

Only rarely did we find some mildly interesting clothes.

I LIKE TRENCHCOATS!

We're wearing our own clothing save for Cheryl's dress.

But it was very disappointing and we didn't buy ANY clothes.
Too ugly...

I'm still looking for a white 3/4 length sleeved blouse for caroling!
(If anyone knows where to find, help me!)

But overall, this weekend was quite enjoyable because I spent it with my friends. :D

I love you guys! :DDDDDD

An update of my life setakat ini

2009-11-13T04:42:00.000-08:00

School is finally over for Form 3s and I am no longer a 3 Mataharian. :(

We went out with a bang though!

Me & Cheryl planned an awesome performance for the inter-class persembahan contest for form 3s and guess what?

WE WON!
FIRST PLACE!

Puan Norhafizah will be so proud! :D

And guess what song we sang?

The Lion Sleeps Tonight!

Yes, the one that's from the Lion King.
Typical, no?
I mean, for Christine & Cheryl. ;)

Let me break it down for you.
I conducted, sang second voice, clapped and taught everyone.
Cheryl sang the lead voice.
Alot of people sang the "wimbawapa"
And even more did "clapping".

This was our downfall, really, because we were supposed to use tin cans for one but switched to clapping because of lack of props and then later Puan Gan commented we should have used percussion.
TARTAR SAUCE!!!

And also some parts were off.
Oh well, we still won! :DDDD

Anyway, me & Cheryl also did our last duet and sang "The Sound of Music" from "The Sound of Music"!

Hoohooohahah.

I will put pictures of all this WHEN CHERYL UPLOADS THEM.

Because I am a good student and I didn't bring my camera to school.
Partially because it is too pretty and I ALREADY LOST MY HAND PHONE. T.T

I know very soon Yau is probably going to tell us about how bored she is during holidays doing nothing but I am looking forward to:
a) spending my last moments with Cheryl without interruption from school
b)READING LORD OF THE RINGS
c)going holiday-ing!
d) CAROLING
e)many many more redundant things!

Whippeee!

Now go watch this video.
So.... Christine.... :D

Weeeeeeeeeeee

*EDIT*

I found the original video of the song above and it is even more quirky! :DDDD

It's that time of year again!

2009-11-08T04:09:00.000-08:00

Can you feel it in the air?

Smell the strong symbolic scents of cinnamon and cookies?

Hear the choirs of christine singing carols loudly in the shower?

These are all signs!

Christmas is coming and Christine is getting fat!
AND
Caroling has started again! YAY!

People who are in 3 Matahari will know much of my love for caroling due to the fact that the "class radio" broadcasted mostly Christmas songs especially at the start of the school year! :D

So yesterday after my first caroling practice of the year, my already joy-filled heart was further enraptured with the joy of shooting joel with an awesome toy gun!

MWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!

Me & Cui Yi are such pros with awesome aim.
xD

Speaking of that Cui Yi, she and I and a little pok girl watched the Time Traveller's wife today. I think they all didn't like it but I thought it was quite nice and provides an interesting perspective.

However, guys shouldn't watch it, it's a lot of romance stuff. Which guys are allergic to, right? xD

RIGHT.

But wait! I didn't tell you what we ate yet!

Toy donut from Action City la!

This donut has a nicer face than my cousin.

Obviously we must go try baju, right?

And those idiot girls don't want to play changing with me so I'm all alone.
OH WELL, I WILL BORE YOU WITH PICS NONETHELESS.

My own outfit.

Outfit along with a super cute feather pen I bought to scare Cheryl with. :D
I'm kidding Cheryl! I bought it for me! It's pretty.... xD
IT'S NOT A FEATHER DUSTER! Though, it's pretty useful as a fan, surprisingly...

blub blub blub....

Cui Yi also splurged on a pair of impossible to see with glasses.

According to her, super hard to find pink!

She's not the only fan of this feminine glasses....

~~Wendy~~ Wen Tjun likes them too!

I mean, pink is like sooooo his colour! ;)

Ah, what a day it was.
OH right, before I forget....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YEE VONNE!

See, me no forgets! :D

There's school again tomorrow and it's the last week.
A sad, sad time.
Last time to ramble(Go look for the real meaning! It doesn't only mean talking aimlessly!) with my Cheryl.
Last time to say we're Form 3 and enjoy the freedom of post-PMR.
Last time to.......

DUNNO LA I JUST WILL MISS SCHOOL AS IT IS NOW NEXT YEAR.
Mainly cause of that stupid Cheryl who is migrating south for the winter.
Just like a bird. :OOOOOO
Only thing she'll be there for a LONG, LONG TIME.

SO ANYWAY, until the next time I blog.

BLUB BLUB BLUB.....

Jowy, Bowy, Baloney.

2009-10-29T00:11:00.001-07:00

She's finally 15!

"Could there be a more retarded card from all my idiotic friends?"

Why, it's jowynna of course!
I knew her since I was 10 and she is miraculously still my best friend!
:OOOO

How is that possible?

That's a secret I'll never tell. :)
Haha, I'm kidding.
The key is just to KEEP HANGING OUT.
or blabbing for hours on the phone.
Whichever works best! :D

Anyhooo...
On 27th October, Tuesday morning, Jowynna was about to get the best present ever!
ME! XD

Her friends planned an awesome surprise party!
(It's only awesome because I was the biggest surprise! :D)
Tactfully telling her that I was forced to go to school everyday(which is not a lie), I sneaked over to Melanie's house to join a lot of people I didn't know in surprising Jowynna!

But of course, SHE EXPECTED IT.
Cause she's a genius.
I think.

The other people surprising her la.
BUT NOT ME BEING THERE!

MWAHAHHAHAHAHAH
and if any of you noticed on Facebook I wrote that I have diabolical scheming to do, I was actually referring to this plan!
Gay right? :) Yes I know, but I'm special.

and there was KAK!

BUT NO ONE SMASHED IT IN JOWYNNA'S FACE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Moving on...

Jowynna was also ecstatic upon receiving her brand new MP3!

RIGHT RIGHT???!!!

Which everyone share share to buy. :D

Yes, we know you love it, Jows... :)

Finally, she, me and a few of her special friends headed to 1u.

Women in the toilet...
Haihhz...
(P.s. the guys were outside, patiently waiting... poor things...)

And we watched Surrogates.
And ate Subway.
And did other gay retarded things.

YAYYYY!!! :D

Anyway, I just love my Jowynna and I am so happy to see her idiotic face and actually celebrate her birthday with her after so long. :D

HUUUUUUUGGS!

Nganga Skrang.

:)

Guess what?

2009-10-26T04:16:00.000-07:00

Me and yau have recently joined this really fun and really cool sport called Parkour!

In addition to keeping our bored, fat bums off the computer chair, this sport is like really fun and I think it was made for people like me who like to roll in the mud and just be gay. :D

Ok I don't think that's what Parkour is really about but anywho I get to do it!
And not get stared at! :OOOOO
(well i do, but for looking stupid doing it not for doing something stupid!)

Okay but mainly the people in my "class" are really friendly and nice and DONT LAUGH EVENTHOUGH ME AND YAUNESS LOOK LIKE TOTAL NOOBISH RETARDS. :D

unlike some people whom I know would have.
come to think of it, I might categorize myself as "some people".
But there are no mirrors there so hah!

Anyway, here is some Parkour:
(yes it's long but from 5th minute onwards it's some crap)

P.S. I TOTALLY DID NOTHING LIKE THAT.

These are mega pros until want to die like that okay whereas I just roll around and ATTEMPT to vault.

On a totally unrelated note, Mr. TKL is such a meanie who bullies little children!
TKL stands for Tomato Killing Lamborghini la! Who you think I'm talking about huh? :)

Okay shut up now christine.

GOOD NIGHT

If you haven't noticed, my blog is PINK!

2009-10-24T00:18:00.000-07:00

Yes, yes, I've finally gotten over my temporary obsession with the colour combination of carrots and have happily welcomed back my favourite colour of all time back on to my blog.

PINK!!!

See, all my font is pink now...

YAY!

and as doing up my blog is probably the most exciting thing I've done since my last post, I have nothing much to say now....

Let me just direct something at Cheryl Anne:

"PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE IT AND I WANT TO SEE IF YOU LOVE IT TOO."

Non-cheryls are welcome to watch it too.
:D

P.s. After watching it, you'll probably find the reason behind the song that's playing on my profile.
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
*sigh.......*

and the guy is hot. :D

hahaha i love superstars of dance!

:)

P.S. Since I revamped my blog, all my widgets are gone... T.T So I've lost everyone's links. And I have the memory of a goldfish so people who I used to have linked up, GIMME YOUR LINKS. :D

THIS BLOG IS NOT DEAD.

2009-10-20T02:45:00.000-07:00

CHRISTINE IS A HAPPY KID ONCE MORE.

Just like these cupcakes.
That I did not make.

:(

I made these ones with my bobo cousins though.

:)

AND THEY ARE SO YUMMY, YOU DIE.

Yes, they are yummy because I said so.

ANYWHO....

Christine and her new camera(well, new on this pathetic blog of mine) are set to rock the world!

Again! :D

Ever since that dreaded thing called PMR I have been what some would call zombie-ish...

OHMIGOSH IT'S LIVING PROOF. LOOK AT MY ZOMBIENESS.

NO I DID NOT USE PHOTOSHOP.

ok fine, i did.

However, now I have left Zombieland and am residing in Ninja World.

ohmigosh I learnt to fly and kick butt!

How does that make sense?
It doesn't!
This is just a stupid excuse to use my pre-PMR jump shots which were taken out of extreme boredom. :D

Now that I'm free though, I happily obliged to burning all my stupid study books.

MWAHAHAHHAHAHA >:D
DIE U THING.

Well, if burning is a synonym for recycling then YES I TOTALLY DID.

Of course, my kindhearted nature brought me to donate my giant 2 piles of empty workbooks to my dear cousins who are in need of educational guidance.

What would they do without me? :)

Now all that's left are my useless textbooks which were returned in "perfect" condition to the school SPBT room. :D
(well, minus the one YAU STOLE FROM ME AND FORGOT TO BRING)

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....

So in light of my new found freedom, my inner kiasu vein is throbbing in hope of developing a new outlet, fast!

In other words,

YAU IS BRINGING OUT MY INNER KIASU BY GUILTING ME TO START TUITION HUNTING.

AND NOW I'M LEARNING ADD MATHS FROM HER.

:OOOOO

Which is shit tedious by the way.
Not to mention brain-combusting...

OH NO-SH!!!!!!
MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Other than that, life as a PMR free student is really awesome!

I get to play computer all day if I want to and I can catch all those late night shows with no guilt!

Not to mention the other diabolical things I'm doing...
LIKE STEALING YOUR CANDY.

MWAHHAHAHAHHAHAH! >:D

And that's all my blabbing blabber I need to blab for today.
BLAB BLAB.

:)

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-13T08:20:00.000-07:00

"Masa menjawab sudah tamat. Sila berhenti menulis."

The words that changed my Form 3 life.
THE WORDS THAT MARK THE END OF PMR!!!!!

CONGRATS TO FORM 3s AND YAAAAYYY MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM FINALLY FREE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT TO AND READ HARRY POTTER!!!!

AND GO SWIMMING!!!!!!!!

AND GO ON TOILET ADVENTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NEVER LOOK AT THOSE UGLY BOOKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lots more blogging will succeed this!

GOODBYE FOR NOW AND HAVE A HAPPY EXAMING U OTHER UNLUCKY FELLOWS!

Happy Birthday Christine!!! :DDDDDDDD

2009-08-24T08:12:00.000-07:00

Oh what a jolly season!

On the 15th of August 1994, the very sparkly person by the name of Christine Kuan Hui Ann was born! To honour this spectacular date, every year since, on the 15th of August, people give ME presents and stuff me with cake! :DDDDDDDDDDD
Or maybe pie...

Both are simply scrumptious!
(Oh, what a nice word! I feel like I'm British now! Biskits, tally-ho, poppy-cock, indubitably!)

Back to sanity, let me tell you about my birthday!

~~It was a dark and stormy night...~~
It was a bright August morning!
The whistling sounds of birds chirping filled the air as I trotted to the tapak perhimpunan, narrowly escaping the wrath of Keng Han, the dumbo prefect extraordinaire!

In English, I was ALMOST late.

I saw my two buddies, Cheryl & Yau blabbering away as usual and sat down next to them.
They acknowledged me and then went back to their stupid conversation about something or other.

WAIT!

There's something wrong with this scene!!!

Aren't these idiots supposed to be wishing me HAPPY BIRTHDAY on MY birthday?!!!

I know it's childish but for some reason, this really annoyed me.

But hohoho! I'm not done with my story YET!

I soon proceeded to class where Jeremy wished me! Yay him!
(he's number 4 after Jowynna, the midnight wisher and my parents! dumb brother.....)
Only then did Cheryl & Yau, followed by numerous other people including Bumble Bee wish me.

"Stupid idiots, Cheryl & Yau," I thought as I assured them that it was alright that they had forgotten.

Forward to recess time!

Cheryl: Where do you want to eat today? Should we go to the library?

Yau: I wanna eat today.

Christine: Ya, i'm kinda hungry.

Okay, we'll go canteen then!

*All walks to canteen*

*heads towards fruit stall*

Shit, she can see...

Ha? What? *spins around in circles looking for what I'm supposed to be seeing*

Abigail: Shit, I told you guys to stall!

POOOF!!!

I see, not a cake, oh no..., but like 30 mini potato-top pies!!!
GAHHH!!!!!!!!

Contrary to my belief, my friends were listening after all, when I blabbered things such as:

"Hey guys, if you don't know what to get me for my birthday, just get me a pie."

or...

"For my birthday, don't get me a cake. Get me a pie."

or...

"I like pie. :)"

or...

"Bananas are a good source of potassium!"

That last one may not be related, but it's true!!!!

Recreation of the awesome-ness of their capie (cake-pie) with the leftover pies and that stuff...

I was so touched by my friends' gesture.
I would have cried even if they had just sang me happy birthday.
Just the fact that they CARE enough for me to do something for me on my one special day lighted up my entire day.

I love you guys... :')

And if the awesome pies weren't enough, they also got me presents that I REALLY REALLY LOVED!
(This is rare as most people buy me photoframes and think i'm overcome with joy...)

From the Bee-ness.

The coolest notebook ever!

Ohmigosh, it loves me!!!! :DDDDDD

and it's pages are filled with awesome thingies!

And it has the rap of the prawn thingy from Charlie 3 so I will never be tongue-tied singing it ever again!!!
how thoughtful... :)

Thank you, Bee!

From Cheryl, Yau, Jeremy & Jarrod.

Ohmigosh! Cherry stuff!!!

Mmm... Smells so good like real cherries....

And apple earrings!

Ohmigosh, do you know I love apples? Almost as much as I love...

CHERRIES!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! CHERRY EARRINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looooove! :)

Although this was not what I most wanted for my birthday, which is, of course, ryan reynolds wrapped with pink ribbons in a giant box, and also for PMR to be abolished but hey, these are really awesome too! :)

After a perfectly awesome morning, one would not expect the day to continue ever so awesomely, but it did.

I enjoyed a delicious meal with my family in the heart of KL.

In plain sight, Malaysia's pride and joy...

The Petronas Twin Towers!
Towering oh so majestically over us all...
:)

I then enjoyed myself over a hearty meal at Jogoya!

Located at...

me thinks...

To get there, we had to go through this...

Now, who needs orchard road?
We have shiny streets too!!!

Inside...

GG...

Elevator aerial view.

Jogoya's food can die of joy la....
Check out the desserts!

The sheer variety available is shocking...

AND THERE'S FREE FLOW HAAGEN DAAZ ICE CREAM!!!

Only geniuses like me can make it like i do...

WAFFLES!!! ANOTHER THING I LOVEE!!!!

Just as I've finished stuffing myself silly with the waffles, I happen to chance a glance unto....

OHMIGOSH IT'S BREAD PUDDING!!!!!!
EXTREME HEARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*heavenly music plays*

Oh the delicious texture is perfectly complimented with vanilla sauce...
The most perfect sweet food ever invented....

The toilets, contrary to what Yau says, I find them to be a little creepy.

But I'm likin' those mirrors! xD

Later at home, the time has finally arrived for CAKE!

Magic time!

"I wish I get to lick the knife later..."

OHMIGOSH MY WISH CAME TRUE.

;)

I took so long to wish that my candle became like this... :(

FAST FORWARD TO FRIDAY THE NEXT WEEK.
Me & friends semi celebrated my birthday and watched the proposal and ate out. :D

P.S. THE PROPOSAL IS AWESOME. RYAN REYNOLDS IS AWESOME.

Our lunch at New York, New York Deli, 1 Utama.

Cheese fondoooooh!

The pasta i did not snap a pic but you can see a glimpse of it in pic no. 2! :D

And you know Yau has been eating it...

For dessert?

This is interesting... Fried Mars Bars with Ice cream!!!

By seeing Bee's enthusiasm in it, you can KNOW it's awesome! :D

Speaking of awesome-ness, Cheryls ruining my awesome rep. xD

Look at that numbskull, embarassing us all....

xDDD

But soon our Bee flies away because she has to go somewhere...

And Cheryl demonstrates flying for all of us to see... :D

Float, Cheryl, float!

And now I shall belanja whats left of the population tea at Delicious.

We're all not that hungry but we order a pavlova which is simply DELICIOUS!
PUN INTENDED!

And Mmm... lychee paradise!

Cheryl is pixellated because she looks really dumb.
See, I'm so kind... :)

While there, we bantered and played with our cameras among many other things...

What I thought was an accidental shot, turned out to be Yau's horny doing...

She admitted!

This birthday was really so great for me.
Thank you everyone for making it one of the most enjoyable birthdays ever! :DDDDD

All i want for my birthday is...

2009-08-12T01:06:00.000-07:00

This year, all I want for my birthday(which is this Saturday and I have to go to school and do some exam... :(((( ) is to somehow be able to study for PMR, without studying.

I'm not dumb.
After countless remarks from older students, PMR seems to be easy like lemon squeezy. xD
But I'm lazy.

That's my downfall...

And i don't care when the stupid old people made all sorts of Perlembagaans and Persekutuans and things that start with PER!!!!

Oh look at you dodos march while I walk around with my cheryl...

2009-07-29T01:37:00.000-07:00

The preparations towards hari koko is a time where all the highly active people in co-curriculum get to shine as well as ponteng class.

I'm NOT one of those doo doos marching or receiving a prize but alas, the lack of teachers in the class only calls for 1 thing.

AN ADVENTURE!

I'm so happy bimbo is back so I take many adventures with her around the school. :)

And!!!

We don't get sunburnt.

Unlike those marchers.

For example, this is Abigail if she were bald after marching today.

Yep, so I'll stick to boring old adventuring anyday. :)

Eat me. :D

2009-07-26T01:10:00.000-07:00

Just yesterday, my uncle celebrated his 60th birthday!
We all went for an awesome karaoke dinner at Extra Super Tanker at the Club!

But wait, before I go on about that...

REWIND!

To a long time ago at my parents 21 year wedding anniversary!
(Okay, not that long...)

The awesome dinner was at this place called Victoria Station.
They had a lot of novelty items around as decoration.
The theme is "train station" and it really looks like one! :D

Little did they know, that I would come and play with their stuff!

and also to eat their awesome Alaskan Bombe!

It's like meringuey cream with fruits, cake and ice-cream put together.
It's presentation is really nice, they lit in on fire! :D

My dad feels like a kid again.

They force him to wear a bib for his sizzling steak.

Overall a nice day.

Now back to...

WAIT!

REWIND!!!

I forgot to tell you this cool thing that happened to me a long time ago!

Once upon a time, I went to Watson and they were having this promotion thingy for a shaver brand.

Kepo as I am, I went up to the tiny camera so I could see my face on the giant screen.
Then the guy invited me to try the thingy.

And here are the results!

I became a man and grew a beard!
And it conveniently stores all my personal belongings such as ice-cream! :)

Okay, now back to the karaoke dinner thing!

Presenting the birthday man and his family. :)

My uncle is obviously the red-shirted man in the middle.

And what's a Chinese celebration without the ever famous yamseng?

That's not wine in my cup!!!!
That's em...

Ribena! Yea, that's it! Ribena!

As usual, food takes centuries so Doofuses R' Us decide to take advantage of this strange dark mirror conveniently placed for us to camwhore. :D

Oh, you Doofuses. :)

I always knew that after camwhoring so much, it wouldn't be too long before Cui Yi finally got that 1 stupid picture that would change it all.

She will always look kawaii. :D

What?

I couldn't help myself!

And while we're on the topic of babies,
let me introduce you to the triple threat!!!

HE CAN DANCE!!!!

HE CAN SING!!!

AND HE CAN ROCK A GUITAR, MAN!!!!

Yay for Kyle!
You're my hero. :)

Us older kids will just have to settle with singing and dancing like retards.

With the rare few rapping gangsters!

Ok maybe it's just Daniel.
This is singing where is the love by the way. :D

Of course we did not forget to rock out to our favourite MJ numbers!!!!

Wen Tjun has clearly mastered the art of imitating him!!!
IT'S THE GAY VOICE AND THE DANCE!!!

and so we remember Michael Jackson with a wannabe pose!

In which 4 people are doing the same thing, I'm doing a thriller move, Zhou E is looking out for a cute boy to conquere and Wen Tjun is just being....
Wen Tjun...

And that's all for now tuts!

Tata! :p

Hohoho!

2009-07-17T06:19:00.001-07:00

Check it out!

Facebook seems to know my friends! :D

Hello friends!

Today I'm going to let you find out what it is like on the inside of The Club.
Which club, you say?

THE CLUB.
@ Bukit Utama!

Yes, I finally joined a club so that I can brush up on my swimming and hopefully not drown the next time I try to do freestyle. (not happening)

Anyway, this club is mainly for the people who want to work out and stuff not enjoy the food and other special priviledges the club members get.

It's not that pretty but since it's so darn cheap, it's okay!

It costs my whole family rm1800 for the whole year!
That's way better than those other annoying clubs that demand starting pay as well as monthly fees!

So anyway, if you were thinking of joining this club, here are some pictures to help you make your all important decision.

The pictures are also a chance for me to camwhore and bug people! :D

Anyway, upon arriving at the club, you must head to the reception!

Look how shiny it is.

There all the nice people will help you out and direct you to your ~~suites~~ stuff.

Or you can just observe the signboards.

Either way, you have to pay, so go to the reception first!

The road for the golf-goers?

I have no idea what ish this!!!

The very boring scenery.

Wow! Apartments! =.=

For the people only interested in the swimming and gym...

Not GREAT but it'll do. :)

Gym building.

Random part of the club.
I think it may be a school or something...

Look how long the pool is!

I pity the cleaners...

Fear not, short people, you will very unlikely drown here.

Even Cheryl can stand up in this pool...

The people who are swimming would get into the pool by means of this conveniently located metal thing.

Somehow I do not know what it's called!

The people not swimming can only enjoy the feel of the cool water on their feet...

DESTROY THE SERENITY!!!

MWAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

From what I can see, the water looks awesome... :D

Something about the sun makes everything seem prettier. :)

Anyway, before you take a dive in the pool, you must make sure you keep all your things safe and change out of your boring day clothes into your hot new swimsuit.

Where at?

The bathroom!

With lockers!!!

And of course mirrors!

So we can continue the girl legacy of camwhoring.

And who am I to stop this long-lived tradition?

Following 2 pictures are a continuation of each other.
Used high speed shutter.

SWISH!!!!

I hearts my new dress!
Bought from Love It for rm 30 something by the way!
:D

It has the most gorgeous flower patterns!

So ngam with the colours of the pool area!

Haha! That was not intentional!

More things, besides that adorable sea horse, for the kids at heart!

The most fantabulous awesome slide ever!!!

So many turns!
What kid would want to ride that thing??

Me apparently!

But it's quite slow actually.

And you have to climb stairs to get up to it.

BUCKET THINGY!

That shot was seriously an accident.
You can see my finger at the corners of the picture. :D

Anyway, this thing is just awesome.
I love it! :D

The classic thingamjiggy.

It's so famous, even the science centre has one!

Remember oh, ex-2 Mataharians?
:)

I watch in envy as my parents swim around.

I inherit my mother's lousy talent at swimming.

Boredness makes me take all the random pictures you are about to see next!
Woohoo! :D

Reflection from outer wall of the bathroom! :D

Bright flower.

No doubt, these are exclusive to tropical countries.
Right? :)
Malaysia is SPECIAL!

I blend in with the flowers when I turn into a shadow!

Spot me!!!

Corridor to nowhere.

Nowhere of use at least...

Calla fair leaf sticking out of nowhere.

Well, it's a pretty leaf... :D

TIME ZOOMS ON!

Mummy and daddy out of the bathroom and in their normal clothes?

Oh no! That means it's time to leave!

I'm so sad to leave my club.
Especially without going for a dip.

Capturing my stalker on camera!

See that weird girl with the huge white bag?
She follows me wherever I go!
Even in the bathroom!!!
ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE MIRRORS AROUND!!!

Anyway, on to the extremely annoying parking system that takes 2 centuries to complete.

Ah well.
It's all in the name of security.

:D

Thank you for reading.
You know you want to join this club now and make me less bored and have friends to play with right? :)

Goodbye, my friend.

Congratulations, Mr. Scraps!

2009-07-16T00:50:00.001-07:00

Hello readers!

Guess what?

In addition to being a bazillionaire, now Mr. Scraps has starred in his first movie!

Note, this is a fictional movie.

Do not think my friend actually died.
:)

2009-07-14T06:38:00.000-07:00

For those of you wondering what my brother's newly bandaged though looks like under all that wrapping,

be prepared to wish you never had...

For it is so ugly...
That your eyes might pop out.

The fact that you're still reading has shown that you will not hold me responsible for any permanent damage to your mental health.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYA

On a not so disgusting note, I have just borrowed my first book from the school library!

:O

"Artistic" shot.
Haha! That was actually an accident.
But it turned out quite cool didn't it?

Picture where you can actually see title. :D

Why oh why did Christine add another book to her already nearing 30 pile of books that I need to read?

Not to mention, this one has a due date so I'm more pressured to read fast!
Egad!

Anyway, even though all the girls of my generation have mostly read like all the princess diaries series at age 10, I only start reading this now.

Haha!
I read other volumes though!
And I read other Meg Cabot stuff too!

Don't shun me!!!!!

The only thing you're allowed to shun me for is being stupid.

Hey wanna know something stupid I did?

Look a drawing!

Guess who?

If you guessed Yau, you've just won yourself a million dollars!

Okay, no you haven't...

But anyway, the reason this sad drawing came about is because Yau didn't come on the day of our class picture...

Nooooooooo!

So we replaced her.

With a paper drawing.

Fear not, oh particular ones, we only did so in the candid picture.

No one sees that except for our noob class right? :D

Though others might argue otherwise, I think it looks just like Yau.

I got it right down to her gummy smile and braces(which really were blue at that time)...

and Yau's true name...

It is 10.24 pm but somehow my special watch says it's 3.05!

Hmm...

Wonder why...

Have you guessed it's made out of paper yet?
Well, it is.

In fact, it's an add for the NEW AND IMPROVED Sushi Groove!

It's called Tokyo G or something...

I admire their advertising skills.

But now it's time to drift away...

Goodfly my friends!

BOOM!

I am so bored...

2009-07-11T09:01:00.000-07:00

So bored that I'm going to tell you, the readers, alot of super random shit.

One day, I decided to google myself and found someone's blog with my blog on it.
The dumb thing about it is this person decided to put brackets after each persons name and fill the space with a description of the person.

In mine, it was written: She Loves Carrots...

O.o

What the..?

Though I have nothing against carrots, that's the dumbest thing to label me as since the reason my blog is called baby carrot is because I went through a carrot's colour phase...
Not because it's my favourite vegetable...
And that shows how much you know me...

Random babble number 2:

Would you rather be loved and not love?

Or...

Love and not be loved?

Personally I would rather not love because then I wouldn't know what I'm missing out on...

What do you think? O.o

Smogglepoofs.

My brother's toes is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
It looks worst than than the taste of that retarded dahl I got for my roti canai at school the other day...
No wonder they cover it up in a giant bandage!
It's out of vanity!

And yea, it's for medical purposes too...

I think I just may have magical powers...
And they're not necessarily good.
I'll give you some examples...

On Malam Bakat, I wished Tan Juan good luck when he was going in front to prepare to be the Phantom.
Right after that I added, "Oh! Don't fall!"

Some people then called me an idiot and I defended myself saying, "What? Just in case, right?" or something of the like...

And then he DID fall.
:OOOOO

And then I predicted a few couples too...
But they're secret...
xD

Oh and then one time I made this fortune paper thingy...
You know the what colour do you want thing?
And then I did it for Cheryl and everything she got on it came true!
On the same day!!! :O

Next, I also have the power to make people appear when I, or rather me and my friends, talk about them.

One scenario happened when we were talking about how we should have asked Tan Juan something when we saw him in the canteen.

Then suddenly, BAM!

Tan Juan jumps down from the stairs right in front of us!
Creepy no?

And during class, we always see people walk by when we talk about them.

It has happened numerous times but I'm not going to name anyone or you'll think we were bitching about you when we actually weren't...

I also read people's minds.

You can ask Cheryl.
I have a super connection with her.
And a lot of other people.

Or you could just say, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!

Spinach Quiche.

I found out how to spell it!

Ya, Restaurant City isn't working...
So I have nothing to do on this computer while my brother is using my normal computer to do his class layout because now he installed photoshop CS4 on it.

What will I do till then!!!???

And that's my random blubbers for the day.

Blubber nuggets!
Mmmm... They're chewy!!!

A night to remember...

2009-07-11T02:42:00.000-07:00

BLITZERZ!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

IX!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENCIK TAY ON THE STAGE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p

The point of all this screaming is just that.

The screaming.

Hallelujah! I am now allowed to scream at the top of my lungs without worrying about damaging my voice for malam bakat!

Why?

Cause malam bakat is over, you ninny!
I had sung my heart out just yesterday night at KBU hall!

And if you missed out on it, you're a sad case doo doo brain who misses out on cool stuff!

Now I realized what the non-satisfied feeling I went home with after Cheer was caused by...

DUH! THE LACK OF HIGH-PITCH GIRLY SCREAMING!!!!

Relief washed over me last night when I cheered like hell for this years defending champions.
It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? :)

Not to mention, the most awesome ever performance by the ex-form 5s of IX!!!!
Ohmigosh it was so awesome, no wonder they saved it for 2nd last!!!

At the end, I got to see Fang Kai whom I miss so much.
School is so different when your friends leave... :(

Of course, this was the last malam bakat performance for many.

One last performance as a couple...

Nicola...

& all the other people who I have no pictures of!
:D

Crowd onto the stage, performers!

I am the tall dark figure in purple very much to the left...

Heal the world!
Make it a better place!!!

Our school really does love MJ don't we?

More healing of the world...

Some highlights(besides the forementioned ones) were like "Jaiho" for the finale,
The tribute to MJ,
One Hit Wonders,
and alot of other things I don't know the name of. xD

Unfortunately, I barely have any pictures except for pictures of me because my mother was taking the pictures.
Anyway, pictures wouldn't be able to show you the awesomeness of malam bakat.
Guess you'll just have to buy the DVD!

Hah! See! Look at my semangat!
I'm bringing in money for my school!
>:D Mwehehehehehhe!

My semangat is further proven by the fact that I perform in malam bakat.

We're bringing in money for the school and we still have to buy tickets!
WTS???

Everyone is actually doing something!

(not stoning like in the majority of the song. Hehe! :D)

Stoning-ness:

Before the performance, Chee Wai asked us to run somewhere get the mikes and run back.

So we were late for our performance.

Explaining my ugly hole in my head dumb looking hair...
The running part, not the lateness...

Haha!
It's gonna haunt me for life! :D

Syann Ee did not fail us... :D

Look at that grace!

My make-up may not be visible on stage, but on ground, I look like an emo...
Rawr.....

I shall eat you...

Okay, my smile just ruined the whole thing.

Anyway, thank you so much to my darling Cheryl Anne...

I will always remember this performance with you and I hope you remember me there too...

To an awesome and fantabulous last malam bakat!!!!

And for me, an awesome and fantabulous not last malam bakat.

Cause believe me,
I'll be back.
>:D

Lastly, thank you to the man who made Malam Bakat Malam Bakat and not Hari Bakat like that other dummihead.

Yes, BU4 IS BACK ON THE TRACK!

Being a kepo stalker has its advantages! :D

2009-07-08T05:59:00.000-07:00

Hi guys.

You know what?
I met the coolest person ever and he's going to be my favourite Malaysian in the entertainment industry!

If you have already read my post about Cheer, you may be able to guess who I'm talking about!

Anyway the reason this person is so awesome is because he talks to the little people like me.
With all the kepo stalker-ness of Christine, I went and e-mailed him!
(How'd I find that? You'll have to join Stalkers United before I let you in on the secret!)

Anyway, below is the long winded ramble of an e-mail that I sent to him.

Click to enlarge. :D

Not even titling my e-mail, most people would have assumed it as a virus or spam or something of the like.

But I guess either he's unaware of the dangers of the internet or he was just using someone he hated's comp...
Either way, he opened the e-mail and filtered through my ramblings and actually seemed to understand what I was saying! :O
OHEMGEE EVEN MY BFFS HAVE DIFFICULTY DOING THAT!

His reply:

So anyway my point of this is that I get really happy when famous people actually reply the non famous people.

I mean I barely even said a word to him and he replied my e-mail whereas those brats people seem to be pretending I don't exist...
Maybe they just don't check their e-mail often...
I'm not one to complain about late e-mail replies as I usually only reply a few days after I receive them.
Sometimes weeks.
Or months.
xD

Anyway, because I listened to this fella on the morning breakfast show for RedFm yesterday, I found out his randomness is like slightly toned down from cheer but he's still quite cool.
You guys should go listen to him in the morning!(only for this week)
On normal times, he does the evening shows from 7-10.

But for all you hip hop gangsta walk yada yada rap rap probably won't enjoy the songs so much cause they play a lot of old songs that have so much more meaning and are just so much more about the music than all the popular "music" now. Not like those annoying songs that all sound the same featuring a bunch of booty shaking girls in the back while a pimp sits in the middle and "sings".

So for those of you who have good taste in music,
(And have grown tired of Rihanna's latest single getting repeated on HitzFm 8 times a day)
Try RedFm at frequency 104.9 and then you can listen to Jeremy and understand why I find him awesome! :D

Okay honestly he's not so awesome on radio cause he talks alot less.
He's funnier and cuter in person.

Still, go listen to him!

:D

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

EDIT: Oh my gosh I just reread my letter to Jeremy again and found out I sound like a super major moron stalker. But I guess that's just what you learn how to be like when you join Stalkers United... xD

B-L-I-T-Z-E-R-Z! Blitzerz the best to be!

2009-07-05T07:37:00.000-07:00

CHAMPIONS!!!!

Winning Routine! :D
P.S. I'm in the supporters holding the 2nd T! :D

The year I didn't bring my Champions sign, we actually get champions!

Do Not Read If You're Not an Idiot:
OHMIGOSH CAN YOU BELIEVE BLITZERZ GOT FIRST????
*SCREAMS SCREAMS!!!!*
* CHOKE CHOKE COFF COFF*
Phew...
Stop shouting, Christine, you won't be able to sing for malam bakat!
Which reminds me, who has a white scarf I can borrow? xD

AND WITH ONLY 7 BUSES OF SUPPORTERS WE GOT BEST SUPPORTERS????

I was preparing to be disappointed again because when would you actually expect BLITZERZ to get first?
NEVER! Not first! At least 2nd after that 20 something place-stint in 2007!

I'm not trying to be a downer but seriously, I bet you all didn't expect it too!
And by a landslide 39 marks!!!!

Because when I came to SMKBUD(4) in 2007 and saw Blitzerz, I thought,
"Hey! We're pretty awesome!"
Oh, how naive...

And I honestly thought we had a chance of getting into the top 5.

And that was the year we got 20 something... :(
But we had the most awesome supporters!
10 cramped up buses!
And led by the almighty, famous Justin Yong!
(who is a liar, by the way... he said on facebook he wasn't showing up but there he was in the flesh!)

And now I'm gonna provide colourful pictures of this whole cheer 2009 event so you ditchers can all you wish you were there. :D

P.S. To the ditchers:

Haha! Now we get McDonalds and Starbucks vouchers!!!
Who ask you not to come?
Ditchers: "Oh I got tuition...."
You don't need tuition to do well in PMR la, dummies!
In fact, tuition makes you dumber!
Anyway, padam muka for not coming! It was the bomb!

Anyway, pictures!
Be warned, my pictures are taken on the worlds worst camera accompanied by my horrible photography skills as well as my blog's url to prevent people stealing my pictures.
Though, why would anyone want to steal it in the first place?
Oh well, I'm just following in the ways of my photography sifu, Yau! xD

I get fascinated by the smallest things.

In this case, it's the fact that yau's hair looks blue because of the curtains!
This bus supports blitzerz too!
Seriously, it's magic!
We didn't have blue paint at all this year...

Our awesome responsible bus leader, abigail!

And jeremy, the unseen other bus leader.

- insert J. Tang's hottest picture here -

Who is awesome too! :D

After a boring un-semangat-ed bus ride....
(No one shouts like they used to anymore...)

We reach the awesome stadium! :D

Oh the excitement! 1 year awaiting this spectacular weekend!
Hello there, long lost friend.
It's great to be back for another year of heavy duty supporting!

Though, this year, i have made a pact to sing support instead of shout.
That's the only way to not damage my voice for Malam Bakat.

That makes me sad... :(
No screaming? Possible for a Blitzerz Die Hard?

(sorry, overused picture... I just love remembering that year... xD)

And yea, it didn't work.
I got too excited and forgot.
Especially when we were announced winners!!! XD

BB = Bunny Boy

Ohmigosh I love this picture! He looks like a zombie bunny! :D

The two wobbly Bs from behind!

If it really does stand for Big Boobs like Jarrod says it is, why are all my flat friends wearing it?
Sorry, Jarrod, but truth is... You ARE flat...

Looking at their many camwhore pictures...

Idiots thought it was fun to camwhore in their own corner while I...
actually, what WAS I doing???

Every year, clothes and make-up is a big contributing factor to the team's performance.
Or so I think.
Well, it should be!
This is cheerleading! Not rugby!

So, let's check out some interesting new stuff everyone came up with! :D

Nickname: Cheezels!
Can you see why?

The great studying aids! Highly used worldwide in practically every type of textbook you can imagine.

If you haven't guessed yet, I'm hinting at a highlighter! :D
It's not an insult, it's cool that you guys are into studies!!!

Ohmigosh, I love Calyx!!!

They're my new favourite good team to support!
(they achieved 3rd place and best outfit! :D)

Actually, the point of these particular candids are to focus on their super sparkly skirts!
And also their beautiful eye make-up! (2nd place for make-up)

Nice shoelaces!

Another team which had a good shot of winning best make-up or outfit was vivacious!

They're so sparkly!
I have a weakness for shininess! xP

Ember has cool make up and hair!

That must have taken hours at the least...

Electric!

Actually, this is only here because I happen to have a picture with Jowynna.
Pssst! I love you, darling, whether you get last or first! :D
Hey for a newcomer team, not bad! xD
Now I get to show off my awesome shirt at the same time!
(and my Bs! Check out my Bs!!!!)

Crazy hair.

Dazzle really dazzles.
Bedazzle.
Saddle.
Paddle.
Hmm... what else rhymes with dazzle? xD

I think this is Zealous.

We all had alot to say about their oriental gladiator like skirts...
But I like the gold band! :D

Why are cheerleaders all so sparkly?

And where's that awesome SilkyGirl sparkle spray I had from last year?
They didn't ask who wanted hugs this year... :(

X-Plodettes!

Honestly, guys, what does this look like to you?
Hint: superman wears it on the outside too!

The super most annoying team ever.
The ~~cetak rompak~~ Blazers.

You copy our colours, name so similar, you do the same ending pyramid, your supporters sit next to us, and you can't cheer.

Blitzerz will forever be so much better!!!!

The original Bs awesome make-up by Clara.

2nd runner up to the stupid Blazers's blue Zorro mask.
The Blorro!

Our event could only be made fun with the help of good emcees!

Jeremy & Jien.
J&J!
Their clothes match too! xD

I do not know the significance of this person...

But I know Yau thinks he's hot.
When you take away the lala-ness, I do too. xD

Now for everyones favourite judge, Santwon!
(did I spell that right?)

We know you do, Santwon! xD
He kept coming to us and waving our flag la!
He has to love us!
Oh and he gave us first too!
A sure sign of love! xD

Super speed taken picture.

We all look a little weird except for Santwon who forever looks cool! :D

I found my new favourite emcee.

Look his hair has a bit of blue (for blitzerz!) for some reason! No photoshop used! I swear!
This is Jeremy Teo.

He replaced Jien in my favourite emcee list because:

a) He's not an arrogant nincompoop.
If you are Soo Kui Jien and you are reading this, YES I'm reffering to YOU because you ARE. The fact that you found this is probably proof that you Google yourself which, though I do it myself too, is NOT COOL! You are seriously rude and you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you. Though you don't deserve to be called fat(I know cause I hugged you last year), you deserve to be called other mean things.
Like meanie... :(

b) Ohmigosh he's so hyper!
I have never met anyone so bouncy and happy! When I say bouncy, I mean it in a literal sense. Seriously, he hopped along the stage at some points! I'm going to add lame in the cute way under this subtopic too. He's so adorable the way he talks and humbles himself and I'm sure anyone who meets him will say the same. I have proof in the form of a bunch of form 1 girls that were gushing and talking about him excitedly. :D

d) There are many other reasons but if I mention them all, you'd probably fall asleep reading this post (if you haven't already done so).

RANDOM TOPIC CHANGE!

Look a dancing couple!

Jien steals the woman.

The woman prefers inanimant object to Jien...
Haha!!!

Sorry, Jien just annoyed me today...

Let's stop talking about annoying things and move on to other lighter topics.
Like the awesome crowd! :D

Who only came on the second day!

Thank you for being unsupportive, Xavier! You gave us chance! :D

There's nothing cooler than the sight of guys in pink!

I really love Calyx team!
While we were waiting in the bus, they passed by and we did the call me thing!

ALOT of them did it back! :D
Being retarded is fun! Form 5s did it too! Don't call me immature!

My sign inspires :D

This is our awesome gang.
(missing abigail!)

Future Scream Team? :D

Do not buy their horrid popcorn no matter how glazed it looks!

It's actually burnt! They trick you!!! It's not sweet at all!

And do not ride in the bus home with this teacher!

She discourages singing!
And we're singing TO her!
Even if she doesn't know it her self...

Abigail: "Hahahahahah! GTA! Haha!"
JJ: "PS2 Games PS2 Games! Hahahahahahahahha!"

That's all I caught...

Second day our semangat rise alot because we had paint!
Even though I didn't take it, I brought it up! xD
My idea! I'm the iniator! Let me into scream team next year!!!!
Hahahahaha! xD

It's no wonder I get Cs for art.

C for Christ-ine la.
xD

Look! I made good use of Abigail's callafare finger!
(I have no idea how that's supposed to be spelt!)

BBBB!

Before the Lady Gaga make-over xD
Somehow that blue hair light thing has happened again...

I'm about to say something that everyone knew for a long time.

Cheryl is such an idiot.
She peeled the styrofoam from our attack sign and put it on a STRANGER'S hair.

And you thought I was dumb!

But I guess I still am. xD

Us and the Dynamite!
Look at the sign!!!!

Look at my Lady Gaga-ness lightning face!!!
Somehow, instead of a stupid picture, everyone did the hot picture pose.
So I look like an idiot. As usual...

Testing the height of Jowynna.

My body is like 40% shorter cause I'm bending down.
Jowynna is standing relatively straight.
What does that tell you? :)

Our supporters are dead-ish when unknown teams with unknown songs perform...

This guy is a victim of abuse.

Seriously, before I took his picture, a girl assaulted him and added more sparkles for his face...

I applaud him for being sporting though! :D

Ah... The men in pink... :D

Illegal Immigrant in the Blitzerz vicinity...

This guy has nice hair... xD

If you look at the back section, you can see nicola & chuen.
Nicola is our lovely form 5 leader person.
I think.
She seems to take charge so...
We'll just listen to her! :D

Stompers are geniuses.

They got half-naked men to replace the good old fashioned signboard.
From far, they look like they have a bad case of hairy chest syndrome.
Like a really, REALLY bad case.

If you zoom it super close, you can see they say stompers! :D

We should do this too!
As long as noone obese tries this stunt!

As the day draws to the end, you must feed yourself with essential things to cure your voice! :D

Like the very much loved, honey!!!
quoting abba: Honey, honey, how you thrill me! :D

Guess whos mouth this is? :)
Don't think it's me, I don't wear braces...

By the time we get back to school, it's dark...

Woah, that's late.

Stupid traffic!

Anyway this marks the end of our cheer adventure...
Why is it only 2 days???!!!!
I love cheer, it is the most awesome experience ever!!!
In fact, sometimes I think supporting may be a lot more fun than cheering! xD
I'm yet to be proven wrong...
I'm so happy I got to be a part of this school and show all the other schools what really matters...

THE SPIRIT!!!

And we get to walk back to school tomorrow with our heads held up high!

Are you ready to Cheer your hearts out???

2009-07-02T21:57:00.000-07:00

This post is about:

It's back everyone!

The moment all Blitzerz Die Hards have been waiting for!

Cheer 2009!

To support our favourite cheerleaders!

Blitzerz!
Will 2009 be the year to take home the gold? :)

And will I be there???

Do you know who you're talking about?

quoted from http://technicolourfish.blogspot.com/ :

"Ultimate Die Hard. Even Arsenal Die Hard Fans can't compare with her.

This girl is the best la. One of the many DIE HARD supporters of Blitzerz. I think this one can be the leader of the B.D.H. Blitzerz Die Hards."

This is only after the paint came off...

As you can see, I love supporting Blitzerz.

This year, however, is a sad year for the supporters.

Why?

Firstly, Justin Yong is not coming....

:OOOOOO

And I have to save my voice for malam bakat which means no high-pitch girly scream!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

But only in times of trouble do we become innovative...

Christine made a haler which she can hang around her neck!
And I'm not lending it to ANYONE including all the scream team members because...

a) Who ask you not to be smart like me and bring one too?

b) If I take it off, my hair will become damn screwed up because I made the hole for my head freaking small...

c) I need it because I will be shouting the whole time

d) I made it really pretty and it's MINE! xD

Blitz!

Super simple but effective!

Here's all my merchandise for this year.

Concludes of: My hand-made haler, Blitzerz placard, last year's poms which I tied to last year's wristbands and a secret special exclusive Blitzerz item that I will only show tomorrow!
This surprise is for you, Jowynna! xD

So you better come for Cheer to see it! :D

And join the sea of blue!

2009-06-28T06:06:00.000-07:00

Did Christine mention that she went to watch Transformers in GSC at Gardens in the Premiere Class?

Well, I did.

Me & bongo...

these seats are perfect for couples as they're like 2 big chairs joined together...

I sat with my jojo cuzin. :D

Holds my drink... :D

If you look closely, you can see a side table thingie where you can rest your popcorn!
You don't get that in the normal peasant people seats! xD

Camwhore pictures taken in extremely high ISO that's why it's so blur...

What? Commercials are boring!

----------------------------------------------------

Today, I went shopping by myself to look for a dress for malam bakat...

I scoured One Utama and found one but I wasn't satisfied so I went over to the Curve/Ikano/Cineleisure area and went around and around not able to find anything right...

Why is it so hard to find the right dress?

1. Stupid dumb Cheryl was supposed to shop with me together so we can find the right dress together but she went to buy before me.

So that means I have to match her colour. Which was purple. Stupid idiot, I found so many nice dresses but they were all the wrong colour...
I wish she chose pink or black or white or blue!!!

2. Strict rules on level of revealingness

I figured I could just wear a tube for the ones that show cleavage or a half jacket if the thing has really small sleeves but some things just look shitty that way so I have to abandon them...

3. Clothes at Cathay Cineleisure & Curve were made for Asian boobs.

People always tell me ,"Go to the Cathay Cineleisure! They have so many varieties of clothes!"
So I went there and found alot of nice clothes...
Then I try them on and yea...
Stupid Asians!!!!

4. There's something wrong with my shoe. :(

This is a factor as it slows down my walking hence making it harder for me to find nice clothes...

There's seriously something retarded about my shoe...
I don't know why when I walk, the back of my shoe keeps banging the back of my heel making my skin come off...
I think this is related to the retarded size of my feet as it only happened to my left foot which is my smaller foot... O.o

Nasty results of shoes...

Anyway, here are the dresses that I tried on...
(besides cathay cineleisure ones that couldn't even fit... T.T)
Budget: Rm100

From CherrieLee, One Utama.

This dress is slightly more towards pink and I know it'll look horrible with half jacket and it's not that formal either so I had to remove it from my list...

From Love It, Ikano:

This is rm39.90 and the colour is nice but it's quite plain and I have sausage dog syndrome when you look at it from behind... xD

From Forever 21, One Utama:

This is just way too short... But the purple is nice and it looks pretty! But yea... too short...

This would totally follow all the requirements if worn with a tube except that it costs 130 something...
And the sleeves are not connected properly...
It's something I get alot and I dunno why...
The sleeves are not wrapped around my arms but instead, they're really low...

In One Utama, I was just about to give up when I decided to backtrack in case I missed out anything.
Then I stumbled upon a shop which I had skipped because I didn't see any purple dresses...
And then I looked closely and it had a purple dress!

So I just went in to see and wanted to try it on...

but...

Lady:"No, this one cannot try. *mumble mumble* Twenty... *mumble mumble*"

Me: *pretend to understand* Okay...

Later I asked again and found out that it's only rm 20!
Then I stood in front of the mirror trying to see if I could possibly wear it and whether it'll look nice.

In the end I bought it because the worst case scenario, I can just sell it to a small person because it's so cheap and I could probably scam the fella! xD

Fortunately though, the dress fits!

From Tangoo, One Utama:
(tried in the toilet)

Okay, honestly the sleeves are kind of retarded but at least I know they won't get rejected!
To me it doesn't look formal enough though...
But following guidelines wise, it's suitable!
I can wear a tube if the cleavage is too much...
Though it IS a little short....

Hmm... Let's hope Puan Gan is in a forgiving mood...
Maybe I'll go show her a Britney Spears video before I show her my dress xD

Back view...

Somehow, I think this is more like something Cheryl will wear.

GAH! I HATE MY DRESS I WANT SOMETHING PRETTY!
SCREW THIS MALAM BAKAT!!!

What's wrong with this fella....

2009-06-27T00:16:00.000-07:00

Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal arrived from images.google.com on "Baby Carrot: April 2009"

Ok, admittedly, I have a habit of seeing the images that brought other people to my blog through my traffic feed at the side...

Usually, the pictures that bring people here are pictures of popular TV shows or famous personalities which I also take from other people's blogs. xD

So it is a very proud yet weird moment when someone is brought to my blog through a picture of my own!

Why weird?

Look at the picture...

Maybe he was searching for pictures of freaks?

Either way, this picture just ruined my proud moment...

:(

Oh well, at least my fame has increased, right? RIGHT????

One year gone...

2009-06-26T23:40:00.001-07:00

Let us remember the sad day where someone very special left us all...

He may not be with us in body, but he's here in our hearts...
We'll always remember you, Jia Yuen.

P.s. Thank you to all who tied a white ribbon around their wrists to remember him.

Christine, you are one of the chosen ones...

2009-06-24T06:20:00.000-07:00

Warning: some pictures are stolen from yau. :D there, happy? :)

So says this piece of pathetic paper...

Malam Bakat.

An event students look forward to every year.
A time to showcase your talents and an enjoyable evening for the non-participating.
Who wants to come and see me perform? :)

*hint hint: COME LA U IDIOTS!!!!*

What? You mean you got in for your stupid choir thing?

NO!
Okay yes, that!

AND....

a duet!

Singing a gay song! With Cheryl!

(By gay, I mean non-modern, and we're singing in operatic voice so we'll probably get boo-ed off the stage. But! We passed an AUDITION! So that MUST mean we're good, right? RIGHT???)

Proof in writing.
The list of performances in order.

See the randomly bolded Christine & Cheryl? :)
That's really coincidence.

Or maybe Puan Gan likes us more..? xD

But only perform on condition that Yin Yin joins us with a solo ballet.
And she is so yipee! :D

But still, right after we performed, me and cheryl were telling nicola and zi chuen how we were just playing around and didn't expect to get in at all and we were just doing it cause we wanted to TRY before Cheryl leaves forever.

And then we got in! :D
Happines! XDDDDDDD

This is the second time something very similar happened to me and my bongo.
First was choir audition when we were going to ponteng Maths...

And then we got in.... o.O

We have more potential than we think!

That proves...

You must always try! Even though you think you're horrible!

Then you can reach the skies...

We can fly, we can fly, we can FLY!!!!

Yaus just hopeless.

Why do I have pictures of us at school?

I'm doing 3 Matahari layout!

Yay!
*refer to post below for layout picture*

Now I can take pictures in class and my camera won't be rampas-ed! :D

Yau, oh yau...

Kenape braces kau bewarne cam ni?

Hows that for Malay slang!!!

Maybe it's cause Yau was going mad with her old braces...
Note picture below.

No pink=pyscho shit.

Pink= Still a psycho shit.

Okay, conclusion...
Yau's just dumb. :)

But while we're on the subject of our gang's "secret" handshake...

"Genius to that!"

Well this must have been ~~snotty~~ fun!

As I was zooming in to cut out this picture for the layout...
I realize, YKH looks alot like Papaya.
:)

Cheryl.... ;)

I know you still love me. :D

See! Proof! :D

And along with that, I provide evidence Yau eats in class!

Look a cookie!

This isn't illegal but it's funneh. :D

About to spit into my camera....

Another really cool shot of yau. :DD

Ignore moi and look at yau!!!

Although "fight scenes" are commonly used in layouts, me & yau are special!

Awesomest picture ever!

Fireball Bob vs. The Extreme Window Dirt-Demolisher!!!!!

Who do you think will win?
Me la! Water kill fire ma!!!
:)

Our class is filled with superheroes!

There's also The Book Spinning Wonder-Man!

Superhero names are SUPPOSED to be lame!!!

And CHARLIE BELIEVERS!

Okay, we're not superheroes, but we ARE magical!!! :D

Every superhero needs arch nemesis's right?

There's Robo-Reflection.
Cheryl's dark side.... O.o

And the most deadly of them all....

MarakeSongkla!

Famous for her specialty "Gossip-About-You-Behind-Your-Back", "BackStab", and the Ulti....

FAT LEG SQUISH!

hmmm.... look it's xian ting.

Eh what's her picture doing here actually?
:)

Cheryl's old hair is starting to look like any other random girl's hair- BORING!!!

Hmm... Let's up the wow factor!

It's time for a new dramatic cut!

Is Yau cutting Cheryl's hair????!!!

No! HAHA!
She's just adjusting collar.

Anyway, check out the new do!

Cheryl finally cut a bob after all our pleading???

Well, no, she's just tucking in her hair into her school shirt.
O.o

She gets the bob without the bob-to-long hair ugly hair transition period!
Cheater!!!

Oh no!
Just because you look better doesn't mean you have to flirt with everyone!

Her obvious failed attempt on me has caused her to move on to other unsuspecting victims...

Is he disgusted? Or attracted??? :)

So Cheryls hair is nice right?

RIGHT???

Did anyone notice there are no pictures of bee yet?

That's cause she's the ponteng queen so she's always out of class...
Jeremy can be king.

Yes, I'll join the vast amount of people that think they're dating!

:D

Im just kidding.
They're not... =.=

Another prefect we all "love"...

"Teacher, don't confuse us! You are not Confucius!"

"Keng Han, Keng Han..."

Christine feels sad that didn't go on layout so now she's indulging herself with it on her blog! :D

In our class, there are so many posers...

Yes! It was posing for us the whole time!!!

And then there are those who are camera shy...

The second they saw my camera...

It's not gonna eat you!!!!

Still manage to catch Yan Yi when he wasn't looking.

Why is he staring out like that?
Hint: Blitzerz is practicing outside... ;)

Now for some random shits...

A time to confide and be emo...

From left: Jeremy, Abigail, Cheryl.

My sad piece of art which got 35/60...

T.T

This and BM broke my string of As!!!!

Yau's puffball.

It's so pink and round.
This is my picture by the way. Not Yaus.
Hah! I take nice pics!

Our evil schedule...

Why are there 3 periods of KH but only 2 periods of PJ??? :(

Something special about our class.
They stick everyone's name & birthday on our front notice board.

So you have no excuse to not buy me presents!!!!

Megamall outing with Yau & Bee.

Just some random nice clothes.
Includes those from Nichii @ the Curve because we went there first... xD

Bee bought that for Yau in the end...

Love this dress minus the shineeness..
Still quite cool though...

Yau tries to avoid the picture but fails miserably...

Black and simple...

Oh and I got a shirt from Espirit for rm13!!!! :OOOO

Now to Megamall!

Kill car ride time with taking pictures of tester eyeshadow xD

Some places in Megamall are awesome!!!
This place, I think called Envy or something has such nice dresses!!!

I HEARTS THIS!!!!!

AND THIS!!!!

The colours, the cutting, the comfortable-ness.

What's not to like?

Bee is totally uninterested in me and Yau's fashion desires!

So she hides behind this dress while giving me a chance to take a picture of it!
Nice work, Bee!! :D

Yea, and it was pretty fulfilling cause I had loads of fun but my camera battery died...

xD

Wait! I didn't show you the latest and coolest things I got!

DUCK!

If you press a button, it makes quack sounds!!!!
And UV light comes out from its mouth!!!
COOLNESS!

A very nice friend gave it to me! :D

And ohemgee bargain hunters, be alerted!

Behold my freaking cheap original crocs!

Sorry I know lighting is horrible...

Anyway, rm45 per pair!

That's outrageous right? Usually 100 over!

jeremy told me it was totally original but Cheryl's quality control team (aka her mum and maybe others) said it's probably factory rejects and it's missing a certain detail...

Hmm that may be true, since Jeremy got it from his dad's friend who got it from factory.
Who knows where it came from?
But it is definitely somewhat original.
Comfort is the same and it has the croc label and comes with the bag and all.

I love u Jeremy even though you still kait like rm 15 untung from me...

Idiot, I just realized I got scammed!!!!

Oh well, until the next time I feel like blabbering!

Sayonara!
*new word for goodbye! It's Japanese and if you learn music at Yamaha when you're a kid, they make you sing a song with that title after every lesson! xD Stop jabbering now, Christine. *

3 Matahari Layout in Colour

2009-06-24T05:46:00.000-07:00

Enjoy kids~

Click to see bigger...

Bringing colour picture of layout to school for everyones approval tomoroe.

I don't care if you hate pastel colours.

:D

roaming cineleisure-curve-ikano-ikea area!

2009-06-10T04:15:00.000-07:00

People, I did it!
I watched the Hannah Montana Movie!

OHMIGOSH! DID IT SUCK?

Well, it wasn't as bad as i expected it to be but it was still very annoying at some parts and a bit cliched but ohmigosh i think it was quite interesting!

I like some of the new songs though the stupid rendition of best of both worlds is super annoying.

There was one song about a little caterpillar(it has something to do with metaphors) and it's really nice and sweet and then there's that song about doing the hoe down and it's really fun and cute to me.

Some of the super annoying things are like the shoe fight, Hannah's bimbo-ness, Jackson getting attacked by an ALLIGATOR while little kids laugh at him(which by the way, is so freaky to me and I hate those sadistic little kids!!!!), the revolving door scene which is so dumb and Miley's dumbness in solving her have to be at two places at once problem which is so SHE ASKED FOR IT!

But some parts were really stupidly funny.
ALOT of times where the cinema was silent I found myself laughing like a retard.
But that's just how I am isn't it? :D

Though I really LOVE some of the outfits!

I SUPER DUPER DUPER LOVE HANNAH'S PINK DRESS!
IT'S THE MOST AWESOME DRESS EVER!!!
AND IT HAS A BOW!!! *SIGHS*

Oh ya, did I mention, the only reason I went to watch the movie in the first place was because my cousin had a birthday party in the curve and she got my aunt to chaperone. And her daughter, who is my dum dum invited me to come too so she wouldn't die of boredom!
:D

My dum dum.

Not the one who's having the birthday party.
She's invisible to my camera. xD

OH OH! Birthday cousin has a friend who believes in Charlie too!
Birthday cousin is a Charlie fan too, come to think of it...

So after this "enjoyable" movie, we notice some thingies lying around in cineleisure.

Let's relive some movies and meet the stars! :D

Monsters Inc.'s monsters!
(dude, I forgot their names... xD)

"OHMIGOSH IT'S A MONSTER!!!!"

"Shit! There's a little one too!"

Kung Fu Panda's, Po.

"I love you, Po!"

Em, okay, I honestly don't know what movie this is from...
Maybe Star Trek???

Who cares! I look cool in the chair! :D

From Transformers, a robot!
(don't expect me to know the fella's name...)

"BANG BANG!"

CLONE WARS.
I HATE THIS MOVIE.

"BLEH!!!"

This is not a movie related thingy, but it's big and huggable!

Who loves orange soda?

Christine loves orange soda! :D

Looks like DK loves it too!

And while we're being lifeless, might as well take a picture with this Strictly Street 2009 sign.

Yea, we're so cool up in here!!!

And so after goofing off a little while, it's time to go to Paddington House of Pancakes for a nice meal.

Of pancakes! Which I've been craving for ages! Hm... Coincidence?

We all took the set lunch!
Which comes with one pancake dish, a drink and a pancakey dessert!

And it's only rm13.90!
So that's pretty worth it! :D

Such an interesting word...
Pannekoek!
That's cause it's Dutch!
Dutch people are special! :D

I really don't know what they're doing...

I didn't order anything for myself...

All I got was that measly portion from my brother...

Okay, no.

I took alot from Cui Yi's Tokyo pannekoek 'cause her mom doesn't want her to get fat and I also took Jasmine and her friends's Honolulu shit thing! :D

Honolulu thingie is AWESOME!!!

My brother enjoying his dory fish pannekoek!

"Magnefique!"

His dish comes with a fantastic
MAAAAAAAAASH po-ta-to! (*winks at kim*)

Which I sampled lots of! Nyummm.... :D

No meal is complete without mustard!!!

Okay, I didn't get the chance to use any but I stole some for home usage! :D

At laz, it iz time, mademoiselles and monsieurs, for dezert!

Ice cream with mini pancakes!

Looks super simple but tastes AWESOME!!!

It's SO GOOD that some garbage cans(hint hint: WEN TJUN & DANIEL) can have 2 after a full giant pancake meal with stolen bits from other people already!!!

Ah well, ~~garbage cans will be garbage cans~~ boys will be boys.
:D

After that, we all go our separate ways and me and my dum dum go looking around for clothes!

The lamest comercial line since "Terminate Your Hunger!"

Smoke. Gets. In. Your.

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shopping at cineleisure was dissapointing as even though there were lots of clothes, they weren't that reasonably priced and not THAT nice also.

So we left to Ikano where we goofed off in brands outlet!

I'm so bored while Cui Yi looks at sunglasses to buy so I grab the "coolest" ones I can see and try them on...

Ohmigosh it's the nerdie glasses!

IN PINK!!!!

And then I find the same style in white!

I am reminded of an old friend named Matthew...
(only my form 2 classmates will get this)

P.S. I ended up buying the bangles in my left hand.

I need at least one picture with a normal pair of sunnies...

This is one of the pairs Cui Yi was contemplating on buying.
All of them look exactly the same!!!

Am I seeing double???

Cui Yi hopes the darkness of 2 sunglasses mixed together will blind me from seeing her dumb face.

She was wrong and she looks double the dumbness instead!
:D

Extreme "stunt" that got me stares from the sales people and random passer-bys...

The rainbow sunnies.
From top: Red, pink, green, blue, purple, white(at my neck!) :D

Red is barely visible but it's there!

The mirrors in the changing room of brands outlet is so tempting...

Stupid woman with her sunnies...

The typical Cui Yi psycho laugh with...
what's this? a clone???

Cui Yi realises she's in love...

yep, with her clone....

I wonder what MY clone tastes like...

Some of the clothes here are really cool...

Hearts and peace symbols make pixellated smiley faces!
:)
^
CLONE!!

Super weird random shit!

Uber cute la!!!

I also found a shirt for Cui Yi that totally describes her...

That's who she is...
The innocent acting trouble-maker...

Somehow Cui Yi thinks that this is more suitable for her...

*COFF COFF!* RIGHT! *COFF COFF*

P.S. Above shirts with Cui Yi are actually baby shirts!
That just shows how tall Cui Yi is... ;D

The people who come here also have really awesome fashion sense.

Like this lady in the far left...

Waaa... what nice rainbow coloured shirt...
Her fashion sense damn chun la...

If you're really dense, you may not have noticed, we're wearing the exact same shirt!
:O

Haha I know it's really lame, but I find it cool!

Check it out again!

Like Oh-Em-Gee!

Anyway, not long after, I head to the toilet and on my way there, suprise suprise!
A dress was fatedly hanging on the manakin at Love It! waiting for me to lay eyes on its magnificence!

It cost like 34.90 but I love it! <>

It was destiny!

Anyway, Cui Yi soon remembers her need for a fringe trimming(school is starting soon, dude!!!)...

So we head to the rm12 per cut shop!
Cheap-nye!

Bored waiting for her mum to come back...

The new do!

The super gay pose she wanted me to take picture of somehow...

I borrow her sunnies for a little while...

...and she gets so pissed! Look at her garang face, man!

Chill dude! I will give it back in perfect condition!

So that's how my happy day was today!

And tonight, Cui Yi, Kimberly and JoJo are coming over for a TrueBlood Marathon Sleepover Party!!! :DDDDDDD

TRUEBLOOD!!!

Fun times are among me!
But fun days must end...
(4 more days till school starts!!!! O.O)

Makin' a Splash!

2009-06-08T22:22:00.000-07:00

The following pictures are all stolen from Jojo & Jia Shiun

I love it when someone in my family celebrates their birthday and we all get together...

I mean, what's not to love?

There's lots to makan...

and we can makan in the company of people we love...

or maybe just in the company of weirdos... :D
But still, they're MY weirdos! :D

This spectacular pool party to celebrate Desmond & Jasmine and sort of Cui Yi's birthday was held at our dear aunty Nancy(or gujie as I call her)'s house.

Okay, not her house, but the pool at her condominium.

She so nicely booked the pool for us weirdos to bermandi-manda in!

And a pool party calls for many wondrous activities such as...

Talking & bonding in the water...

Pfft! BORING!

How about..

CHICKEN FIGHT!!!

Jojo + Christine take on Daniel + Wen Tjun.

Guess who won?

We did!
Okay, no, I lied.
But it was close!!!

Me + my bro vs wen tjun + joel

See how much taller we are??? :D

I won this match! Ha!!!

Thou shalt also play on the water slide!

Suitable for all ages!!!

Not suitable to ride backwards with 2 people!

Your butt will really hurt doing that!!!

Don't be scared, enjoy the ride!

Joel, joel...

Another thing you can do to rest and relax is get a float and enjoy the scenery...

Like joel here!

*scary music plays*
(DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN
DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN )

SPLASH!

Okay, that didn't work out too well.

And I saved the most fun for last...

JUMPSHOTS!!!

Okay, that timing really sucked...

Yes, we're actually jumping! :D

That's much better!

Of course this day was made such a wonderful day because of the nice company we had.

My dodos! & joel...

and of course, the super cute babies!

Charmaine with her super cute goggles!!!

Zhou Jian, too young to swim... :(

Kyle! I love this pic! He's so blur and cute looking!!!

So overall it was an uber fun gathering and I hope it will repeat for Shyn Yi so we can splash her too! :D

Conclusion?

Who says spending too much time in the water gives you wrinkly feet?

The most awesome show ever!!!

2009-06-08T07:50:00.001-07:00

Remember this?

Yes, it's my TRUE BLOOD Season 1 DVD!

So after admiring it from the outside, i finally got down to actually watching the show.

And i have to say...

IT IS AWESOME!!!!!

I LOVE TRUE BLOOD!!!!

I might even find watching the series better than reading twilight!

:O

Oh no!
Oh yes!!!

haha, twilighters, take that!!!
Why do i keep knocking down Twilight?
Because I hate Rob P and i hate what twilight has become which is overly commercialised and supposedly EVERYONES favourite book. The most annoying part of it is the wannabe twilight fans who pretend they love Twilight so much but wouldn't know the difference between Emmet and Jasper.

On the other hand, True Blood NEEDS to be commercialised and loved so that the world will know of its awesomeness!!!
:DDDD

I bet alot of you are asking this question:

"What the hell is this strange new show I've never heard about?"

My answer to you is:

"You haven't heard about it? What kind of loser are you and don't you read my blog???"

It's so awesome that my life has been empty until I watched it.
Now that my life is complete, I want more!!!

Season 2 is coming out in America on June 14th!!!

Anyhoo, heres the basic plot.

With the invention of synthetic blood from the Japanese called Tru-Blood, vampires are no longer a threat to the humans as much as they used to be so they come out in the open and are about as excepted in society as the gay/lesbian community are. The story focuses on the romance of Sookie Stackhouse who is telepathic and a vampire, William T. Compton or as he prefers, Bill. He happens to be really good looking!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD (Though in the show he's 30... )

Tada!

To the right! :D

Bloody!

If you ever want to see him at his hottest, go watch episode 6, and stare at him when Sookie runs out to him from her house in a white flowy dress as soon as night falls.
They zoom in on his blue eyes!
*SIGH!*

Bill is played by an actor named Stephen Moyer who is guess what?
British!
That means a British accent!
*drools!*

This is so typical of me to like another British bloke.
And if he were younger, he'd be perfect to play the role of edward in twilight!!! xD

I mean, he's born to play vampire!
Unlike some useless shit that I'm not going to mention.

PSST! LOOK DOWN!!!!

AH!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In fact, even at this age, I can say Stephen Moyer would have been a better choice than him!!!!
Hands down!

Back to True Blood, this show really has everything!

Theres something for the horror lover, romance lover and a little something for the action lover via vampire fight scenes though there aren't too many.

But anyway, the attraction of this show is mainly the romance between Sookie & Bill.
Paired along with intriguing ideas and non cliched storylines and dialogues (unlike those that are so often seen today) this shows a breath of fresh air and has become my all time favourite television series of all time and I have even watched it twice!
(This is something big for me because I never watch the same thing twice within a year unless I really love it.)

Though something that bugs me is that there is plenty of those... ahem ahem... scenes...
If you know what I mean...

All those scenes are mainly the work of Jason Stackhouse, Sookie's manslut of a brother.

So sad his character is so screwed up...
Wasted hotness...

Another person who ruins my mood is Tara Thornton!

She's just a constant downer!!!

And she hooks up with Sam Merlotte...
(and they show it! AAHHHHHHH!!!)

He also happens to be a shapeshifter.
who runs around butt naked at the full moon.

And yes, again, they show it!

But if you watch it on HBO, they'll censor it all out for you!
Phew!

Those are the only flaws.
Otherwise, utter PERFECTION!!!!

I HEART TRUE BLOOD!!!

Now for a closer look at the eye candy!
VAMPIRE BILL COMPTON!!!!

:D

Ohmigosh i love his hair in this picture... xD

Awh....

KISS! KISS! KISS!

Bill & Sookie! :)

Bill showing his annoying newborn vampire he made Tru-Blood...

Awh, looks so cute!

Super cute!!!

Super hot!!!

Drinking Tru-Blood!!!

Ohmigosh I love VAMPIRE BILL!!!!
:D

And that's all my blabbering for one day!
The end! :D

Cousins gone wild

2009-06-04T22:44:00.000-07:00

Hello world!

On Monday & Tuesday night, yours truly had a sleepover for the first time in her 15 year old life at cousin Jojo's house!

Can you believe after all this time, it really is my first sleepover there?

Anywho, of course, being the nice cousin I am, I brought my dance mat to which all my cousins abused to the max!

This is how we move it! xD

^Includes a 5 second really gay dance move by wen tjun. :D

Pictures of cousins moving it. :D

Jojo's super vibratey legs.

compared to kimberly's normal ones.

No wonder Jo burns more calories.

Mr. Scraps joins in on the fun.

Stoning observer.

Don't worry, your time will come. :D

So sad my brother who was at camp wasn't there.... :(

At around 10.30p.m. on Tuesday night, we head over to Desa Park City!

The funner bunch of us sit at the back of the Storm, the truckish like vehicle my uncle owns.

Unfortunately, Kellys driving!
Watch out!

Hitting a hump just at the second the picture is taken.

Which is why my face is like that. :D

Cui Yi & Joel.

Only way to describe this.

STUPID.

Me, Cui Yi, Joel.

Desa Park City.

Our destination.

Check out all the shops.

BBQ CHICKEN! XD

Look at their excited faces.

It's a light paradise.

*taken from a moving vehicle*
xD

Sakais still infected by the dance fever from playing too much dance mat.

At the toilet.

Someone needs to get smaller pants...

Kim:"I'm not good at posing..."

Then what's this evidence, ha???

Before we even get to the park, Joel is sweating with excitement.

The most awesome jumpshot of all time!!!

Bleh...

Spinning around on the thingie...

Who's that sakai in the middle of nowhere?

Oh, no wonder. It's Cui Yi.

Joel:"Look! A frog!"

And until now, i still don't see it!!!

The girlfriends try to get a posey picture.

Unfortunately, the gay spoils it...

And suddenly, Cui Yi gets rabies...

RAWRRR!!!!!!!!!

Trying to top Cui Yi's freak shot! :D

Now Wen Tjuns all alone on the bridge...

Hurry, get to the park and run away from him while we can!!!

Play spinny thinggie!

Kimberly & Jojo.

Is it a dead person or a hobo?

Definitely hobo.

my shoe and cui yi. :D

18 year olds can have fun too!!!

Like jie jie like mei mei.

Maybe retardity runs in the family...

She must be thinking about how dumb I am...

Cui Yi caught in the act of doing what she does best, bullying Wen Tjun.

Ouch! No joke la! She slaps damn pain!

Butts, butts and more butts!

This one hands down the most gaya.

Kimberly wants to give it a go too!

But she makes the mistake of tucking in her pants when a lady with a camera is around.

AGAIN.

Trying to look like models...

Or trying to look gay?

Scary people!!!

Jojo really looks vampirish here... o.O
Cuiyi just looks dead.

Something more proper.

The ghostly headed Jojo.

No, Kimberly! You can't fly!!!

Red from ~~drinking~~ hanging upside down.
:)

All my single ladies. :D

Who are all these dark figures?

Oops, flash was off!

Redo!

Much better! Except now we can see Joel...

Our favourite game to play.

Bully the gay.

Fehlyeeeeeeeeeeeee!

A very gay video with very interesting audio from Wen Tjun.

xD

If you had enough play for the day, take a rest like these gays.

haha! It rhymes!!!

Now back to playing, swingggg!!!!!!!!!!

I lie down on the swing.

And soon my face gets covered with butts!

The view from where I'm sitting.

After a while you begin to get mabuk...

Whether it's the drunken-like-Cui-Yi mabuk or the dizzy mabuk that I'm experiencing.

And they call it, cousin love!!! <33333333333 src="http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp124/christinekuan/P6021914.jpg" width="400" height="300">

This is why sitting in a car that Kellys driving is scary.

She reversed from all the way from the other side of the road out from her parking lot to almost bang this car!!!

Kimberly...

...acting cool????

Of course, every trip to Desa Park City park must be followed by a trip to mamak!

I guess Kelly likes to eat... :D

Me & my Cui Yi at the mamak.

The other random shots.

Mel-On & Crack-er!

Kimberly sews!

I made her join my craze!
Bwahahahahha!

The zombie at the computer.

Correction, zombieS!

The ever popular gay pose by Wendy.

And that's all for now folks! :D

Meet my new friend.

2009-05-31T19:46:00.000-07:00

Hello readers!

Say hello to Mr. Scraps!

I made him completely with my bare hands.

Ok, not really.
I used a needle, thread, my old pyjamas, 2 random buttons, a safety pin, a ribbon and a hell lot of cotton.

:D

But still, he's my random creation and the first doll I ever made in my life!

Isn't he the cutest little thing? :D

This is him at his birthday party...

Blowing out the non-existent candles.

'Cause he's zero years old!

Here are some things you should know about Mr. Scraps.

Mr. Scraps is a Miwako(my name for the collection of random toys I make).
He was born at 3.00 am, Sunday, 31 May 2009 on my carpet floor.
He is my one and only random creation and thou shall not copy from me or say I copied.

:D

Mr. Scraps is really quite vain.

Mr. Scraps is good for you, just like vitamin C!

The poor thing sleeps here for now.

I'll be making him a real bed soon.

Mr. Scraps likes dancing.

Nope, he's not dating Little Bo Peep.
Any ladies interested? :)

Mr. Scraps centre of gravity is located in his head.

This is a happy Mr. Scraps.

This is a sad Mr. Scraps.

Mr. Scraps's body can fit into your pocket!

His head though, is a totally different matter.

Mr. Scraps can fly!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Like anyone else, Mr. Scraps enjoys watching television.

He also REALLY loves CHOCOLATE!

and by really, we mean REALLY!!!

Ah, Mr. Scraps...

There's no trouble at all fitting in in my house as he already became best friends with Carrot!

Why Mr. Scraps wears a scarf.

A long time ago, Mr. Scraps was involved in a flying ice cream truck accident.
He was badly injured and needed to go for stitches.

After the surgery, his neck was always given looks and him being ultra vain, decided to hide it away with a scarf!

Besides, he looks uber fashionable in it!

And that's how Mr. Scraps signature scarf that has become a part of him came about!

:D

Yay, Mr Scraps!

Mr. Scraps is so special indeed, that he has his own blog!

Click me to see it!

I love you Mr. Scraps!

You're the best rag doll a girl could have!

Oh so random!

2009-05-29T06:06:00.001-07:00

Exam is over at last!

No need to read all the random useless shit that we learn for another 2 weeks! :D

No more of that!

Geo suck. xD

Proof that this evil book is stupid.

Yes, I know I don't even learn that but it's stupid anyway.
You know why?

My brother was flipping through it in front of me when I noticed from the corner of my eye...

Christine:"Ohmigosh! You learn about Charles Brooke!"

Daniel:"Ah? Charles Brooke? This is J. J. Thompson!"

"What? He looks freakishly like Charles Brooke then!"

So then I take out the wonderful Sejarah Form 2 book...

*Shing shing!*

I compare the pictures together.

And guess what?

The SUCESS book is 100% wrong!

This is the real J. J. Thompson!

If I were him, I'd want to slap those dum dum authors.

Get him mixed up with Charles Brooke!!!

And I have their names right here printed on the book!

Don't buy books from them!

Buy books from the Sejarah people!

Yay, Sejarah!

Wait, I should be insulting my subjects, not cheering for them.

Well, exam wasted so much of my time!

Even my poor violin became diabaikan.

Ignored Violin.

Finally I have time to be random & psycho all over again! :D
When did you ever stop?

Something I've been dying to post up:

A newspaper review on X Men Origins:Wolverine:

Are you trying to take my future husband???

Stop writing like that in public where I can see it!
In fact just stop thinking about him altogether!

Who ARE you anyway?

Sharmilla Ganesan?
Well you know what, you're the worst movie reviewer of them all!

You gave Wolverine only 3 stars!

What's wrong with you?!!!!

idiot...

On a lighter note,

Paddington House of Pancakes flag. :D

I just went there a long time ago and thought the flag was really cute. :D

Their pancakes are AWESOME!!!

3 long lost idiots...

This was at Jowynna's Electric Jam thingie.
(Some collection of performances her cheer squad, Electric organized to raise funds)

So long never see those idiots. :D

People performing...

Notice alot of people decked in green & black & white?
That's cause that's Electric's colours. :D

The nice pic my nice friend Jowynna took for me. :D

Hahahahhahaha. You'd have to have been there to get it. :D
Or maybe just a psycho shit.

Mahadhir shows off his Basket Ball shirt.

:( I want choir team to have a shirt!

Dominique shouts like some psycho.

It's actually quite cool though! :D

Group pic by the mirror. (stolen from an idiot :D)

The ever-popular toilet group pic!
(only girls allowed xD)

From left: Melanie, Jowynna, Me, Victoria, Yee Vonne, Jiun Ee, Robyn.

It never gets old...

See how supportive I am of Jowynna's team!
I wore black, green AND white!
All 3 colours!

Yup, I just wanted to put this pic because yee vonne looks damn funneh! :D
Nice face!

Jowynna and her NEW BEST FRIEND

Fine... :(

Haha! I'm kidding, jowy!

To see more pictures go visit yee vonne's blog & jowynna's blog.
I know other people have also but I'm lazy to link them. :D

See, I'm so nice, you guys, I give you free publicity.

Next topic!

Check out my new DVD!

I love it.
(haha! I know my face is uber funny!)

This is what the top part of the cover is actually supposed to look like!

or maybe this!

Haha! Excuse my stupidity and randomity!
I'm born like this!!!

Now for something REALLY special...

Lalalala! Lalalala! Elmo's World!

I love Elmo. He's so red & cute! :D

Now to scare you.

RAWR!!!

You know why I love my pillow?

It's lacy!

:D

And my bed is squishy-ish...

Softness.

Makes you want to sleep...

Zzzzz....

Domino's new catch phrase.

Terminate YOUR hunger!!!
Now isn't that much more scary than me?

Die, you evil hunger!!!

Now for something oh so cute!
Of all things...

PILLS!

What? Yellow & green are so cute together!!!

This is why I need a new phone.

Now for really cute hats!

Did you think I was talking about real ones?

I was talking about these kawaii paintings on cups!

I like this one. :D

After all this taking pictures, it's nice to be able to kick back & relax with a nice can of Sprite!

Must go near the light!!!

Orange & blue make a nice colour combination.
Right, daniel? :D

Such a typical Christine thing to do...
Spilling toothpaste on her shirt.

Again.

Wanna see something cool?

THIS.

IS.

BUG!

Bug.

Says.

HI.

Fly, bug, fly!

*PAK!*

Bug die... :(

Oh dear, look how late I'm still awake during exam week.

To do what?

Camwhore really random things!

I wonder how I look like when I swing my wet hair around like a psycho...

That's how!!!

My lovely Hello Kitty shoes on top of my lovely Winnie the ~~shit~~Pooh carpet.

:D

Oo...

Colours.

I seriously love my bed.

Though I don't make it.

This is my good friend, Jowynna.

My other good friend Jowynna gave it to me when I was a little 12 year old kid. :D

Ah, Jowynna..

This is...

Okay, I haven't named him yet.
Let's call him Applemint.
I know that's already a brand!

This is Peepee Dog.

Doesn't he look like he needs to pee?

What do I do in my random corner with stuffed toys?

Read my scrapbooks...

Read story books...

Yea, mainly, I read alot.
Check out that collection of old MaryKate & Ashley books!!!

My books have a house, so does my phone!

Bunny from a nice Rou En.

It's very cute! Thank you, Rou En! :D

My bracelets and knick-knacks are also hung on to a cat...

Meow!

Speaking of cats, this is my new flirt face. xD

~~What the shit.~~
So cute. :)

A happy meal always delivers smiles.

The contents of my happy meal!

And of course, a coke...

Even the burger is happy to see you!

Wait, the best part is yet to come, the free toy!!!

It's girl Doraemon!!!

See the orange thing?

Pull the toy down from it, and it will vibrate up!

Like so.

And the wings flap! :D
I like toys.

Sunshine shots.

Other random shots.

Ok that's all for now. Sayonara!

Teachers Day Special :)

2009-05-29T01:39:00.000-07:00

Note: Do not steal my genius ideas or I will be damn angry. Especially my cards.

EXAM IS OVVEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shuddup! I know I'm late but my internet wasn't working on Wednesday and Thursday I was busy making things for teachers for teachers day.

Yes, we only celebrated it today :D
(cause exams ma, dude...)

Anyway because of my long hiatus, after this post, I'm gonna post alot of random shit that I wanted to post around the exam time but just didn't have the time.
Okay, anyway, back to teachers day story!

YAY! *CLAPS HANDS*

That's obviously not mine.
Note the tiny words "3 Teratai" and I'm a Matahari baby!

This year, teachers day is special because last years teachers day was crap 'cause it was on an exam day.
Therefore this year we must redeem ourselves!
And I must actually give something to teachers this time!

So I made 20 chocolate wrapped like flowers!
We'll just call them chocowers from now on...

A chocower. :)

20 chocowers.

Yes I made all of that in one night. :D *stands proudly!*
I'm not as incompetent as you thought, am I?

I stuffed them into this pretty bag and went around giving chocowers to teachers!

I felt like Santa Claus giving out presents on Christmas.
But with a slightly smaller stomach. :)
And no hat... :(

Anyway to make chocowers,

You need ribbons,

chocolate,

and the rest is a secret!
Mwahahahhahaha!
:D

But I'm sure if you're smart, you can analyse the secret formula! :D

Half-complete chocowers ready to be ribbonized. :D

Ribbonized chocower!

Ah... they grow up so fast!

The last and most important part of the teachers day chocower...

A card!

So they know who gave it to them!
(ME AND ONLY ME)

After all, they receive ALOT of presents on teachers day.

P.S. I know my writing sucks but I was doing mass production! Give me a break!

So after the chocowers were completed, I simulate what will happen when I give them to teachers the next day!

Christine: Happy Teachers Day, *insert teacher's name here*!

Teacher: Awh... Your so sweet, Christine darling!

xDDDD

Of course it's sweet!
It's even good enough to eat!

Numnumnumnum....

And blow kisses with!

Further evidence to this will be shown later in this post.

Anyway, chocowers are not the only thing I'm giving teachers this year round.
5 special teachers also get a personal, one of a kind, giant hand-painted card!

Unfortunately, these cards are painted by me... xD
And you know me!

For example, Puan Gans...

(by the way, it's supposed to be folded, I just wanted to show you the starry, starry night!)

That wet spot was actually my brother's fault.
Ah well, the intention is there. :)

I bought a special pen just to write this.

It only looks cool with silver!

Now Nora's! :D

This looks like something Cheryl would draw.

And Puan Nurhafizah's...

At first I was thinking of writing
"Maths is a ball with you!"

but then I realize...
it's so SUPER LAME!

but that's just how me is. :)

Anyway, I went the conventional way and wrote happy teachers day! :D

And this cards for...

Undecided teacher! :D

It was supposed to be for Jothi so she'll like me and mark my English paper high high but she gave us back everything and my results sucked.

So that's my revenge.
Ha!

And my best teachers day card for one of the most fantabulous teacher around, Cik Rozihan!

You need to have been taught by her to get the Elmo thing and be a total retard to understand the Zeee (hohoho!)

When I gave her the card, the dumb cheryl said this:

Cheryl:Cikgu, cantik kan? Tengok macam cikgu.

Rozihan: Ini Elmo!

Me and Cheryl bursted into laughter. :D

Wait, the best parts not over yet.

The inside of the card!

To get this, go watch Charlie the Unicorn 1,2 and 3.

And you'd think I'd have wasted enough time and money on teachers already...

but I also bought presents!

~~Santa Claus~~Christine's sack.

And this is all the crap on the table from doing this kind of random shit.

And I didn't show you the floor!

One last thing before I actually talk about the actual teachers day celebration in school!

Look! A planet!

I shall call it Geniusosa Planet. Also known as Christine Planet. :D

Anyway, teachers day in school starts of like a normal day without any lessons.
We're all cheerful and excited! :D

Scratch that.

I was cheerful and excited.

During morning assembly while they waste time doing who knows what...
we pass the time by taking pictures!

Look closely and you'll see a bee.

The Abigail kind.

Yauness.

Jeremy Tang.

Our hot muse for the day.

This is not at the same place and time but oh well, let's put it here too!

And then the performances begin!

The memorable ones being:

The indian dance.
~~HORROR HORROR DISGUSTING SHIT~~
I'm not going to say anything... :)

another cute one was the Chinese YoYo!
Sorry Tim Lim and friends but they were alot more pro then you guys last year and they dropped alot less.

And the boys were so cute and tiny!!!!

But i didn't get a pic because I was too intently watching. :D

Then there was OYY's singing performance.

Eh why everyone not looking at her one?
Looking at my gorgeous face izzit? xD

Nope, all these horny kids wanna see people bercumbuan(making out/kissing).

Did I say people? I meant birds!

The whole of Yin Yin's song they passionately kissing until the whole tapak perhimpunan also look.

Then suddenly, saddest thing happened.

Fly away already... :(
That one must be the male.

Then after the teachers played their game to which JOTHI(OMGOMGGAYGAYGAY) won,

From left: Adrian Loke; Rozihan, the teacher I love and supported during this round of musical chairs!; Pn Sarinderjeet, unknown fella, unknown fella..

we must give out our pressies!

And i took a picture with most of those darling teachers :D

Puan Lee Tsock Wah!
Form 1 English teacher and the most popular lady in the school!

Look how much I'm stooping down. ;)

I don't want her to retire. :(

New headmaster, Encik Tay Keng Lee!

Why so serious?

The red line is to show our height difference.
Good job, Christine.

My favourite teacher, Puan Gan Loh Yong!
Form 1 Geo teacher, Choir teacher, 3 Kekwa teacher that lets me crash her class and overall nice person. :D

When I gave her the present, card and chocower, she said,
"Which is mine?"

"All!"

:D

Puan Norehan.
Form 2 Sejarah teacher. :D

Ah... She'll never grow taller, will she?

Puan Ak-5
Form 3 Sejarah teacher extraodinaire!

Aklima... Aklima...

Puan Hazura.
Form 2 Bahasa Melayu teacher & class teacher & form 3 art teacher.

She was so shocked that I could make the chocowers.
Should I be insulted?

Pn Liao (aka Popiah)
Form 3 Moral teacher, Form 3 Moral teacher whom gave me my first 90+ marks in secondary school even with her strict form 5 marking standards, and also warden sometimes in my church. :D

Puan SarinderJEET.
Form 2 Maths teacher who we all love though we hate the subject.
:D

Puan Usha.
Form 3 Science teacher & my first secondary school science teacher who is not Aminah! :O

Which reminds me... I didn't take a picture with Aminah... :(

Cik Rozihan the SPARKLIEST one!
Form 1 & Form 2 Moral teacher who pinches us and always scolds us but whom we know secretly loves us like hell but won't admit it in front of her peers!

Card isn't in... :(

Now card is in but our heads are cut off.

Ah well, who needs a head anyway?

Puan Nurhafizah.
Form 3 Maths teacher & class teacher who is damn sabar with my blurness in Maths. :D

Now for the random lepak-ing.

This is such a weird picture of Cheryl for me.

Wei Wen and her uniboob.

Their class teacher, Puan Karamjit is so cool! She bought them the most awesomest cake ever!

Looks like your average chocolate cake but the inside is custardey with chocolate cream and it tastes awesome!

Awh... That's so nice.

Puan K even told us to go ahead and eat the cake even though we're not terataians because we're ALL her students!

After enjoying the high quality cake,
we all take turns to try on Jarrod's uber cool orange & black glasses! :D

Wei "Uniboob" Wen

Christine "geeky shit" Kuan

Cheryl "Dumdum" Cheryl

(I bet you thought I was going to say Anne, right?)

Noticed the chocower in Cheryl's hand?
I gave it to her because I had extra.

See, she does kisses too!

But she mistreated it and I'm damn angry because she wasted my money, that stupid idiot.
Not only did it keep coming undone because they were throwing it around, the chocolate came out and she left it on the floor for some cat or something to eat.

And it's fererro rocher not some gay brandless chocolate.

This is why the chocower came undone.

Jarrod is using it to flirt.

Stop trying to act innocent and cute Jarrod Joshua Kumaraguru because it's not working.

Haha, okay, a little bit cute la.

See now using it to point at people...

Shaking it like it has Parkinson's.

Dumdum.

Somehow I like this picture.

He looks dilamun cinta.
Wait, I'm supposed to be angry. RAWR!

Moving on...

Emo?

Or Gay?

Definitely gay.

You know what else is gay?

This.

And he falls...

Ouch!

Look, it's Keng Han in action.

"Hot guys" chilling out and listening to music.

Hotter guys!

Jeremy doing his thing. :D

Cheryl doing the emo.

At last we head home and I realize, I still have extra chocowers!

Poor rejects.

Overall the day was good for me and I loved it.
Even though my costs for this years teachers day was high, I know I really touched some teachers hearts and knowing that makes it worth it. :D
After all, it's the least we can do for them after they put up with us every week.

A random blubber before going back to 8 month overdue studying...

2009-05-07T06:38:00.000-07:00

Choir group pics!

Stolen from Ai Ni. xD
It's on facebook anyway.

I love Choir.

And I love Puan Gan. I have a very special present I'm thinking of getting her.
That is...
If exam doesn't kill me first...