Jowy, Bowy, Baloney.

She's finally 15!

"Could there be a more retarded card from all my idiotic friends?"

Why, it's jowynna of course!
I knew her since I was 10 and she is miraculously still my best friend!
:OOOO

How is that possible?

That's a secret I'll never tell. :)
Haha, I'm kidding.
The key is just to KEEP HANGING OUT.
or blabbing for hours on the phone.
Whichever works best! :D


Anyhooo...
On 27th October, Tuesday morning, Jowynna was about to get the best present ever!
ME! XD


Her friends planned an awesome surprise party!
(It's only awesome because I was the biggest surprise! :D)
Tactfully telling her that I was forced to go to school everyday(which is not a lie), I sneaked over to Melanie's house to join a lot of people I didn't know in surprising Jowynna!



But of course, SHE EXPECTED IT.
Cause she's a genius.
I think.

The other people surprising her la.
BUT NOT ME BEING THERE!

MWAHAHHAHAHAHAH
and if any of you noticed on Facebook I wrote that I have diabolical scheming to do, I was actually referring to this plan!
Gay right? :) Yes I know, but I'm special.


and there was KAK!



BUT NO ONE SMASHED IT IN JOWYNNA'S FACE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!



Moving on...

Jowynna was also ecstatic upon receiving her brand new MP3!


RIGHT RIGHT???!!!

Which everyone share share to buy. :D


Yes, we know you love it, Jows... :)



Finally, she, me and a few of her special friends headed to 1u.


Women in the toilet...
Haihhz...
(P.s. the guys were outside, patiently waiting... poor things...)

And we watched Surrogates.
And ate Subway.
And did other gay retarded things.


YAYYYY!!! :D



Anyway, I just love my Jowynna and I am so happy to see her idiotic face and actually celebrate her birthday with her after so long. :D

HUUUUUUUGGS!



Nganga Skrang.

:)

Guess what?

Me and yau have recently joined this really fun and really cool sport called Parkour!

In addition to keeping our bored, fat bums off the computer chair, this sport is like really fun and I think it was made for people like me who like to roll in the mud and just be gay. :D

Ok I don't think that's what Parkour is really about but anywho I get to do it!
And not get stared at! :OOOOO
(well i do, but for looking stupid doing it not for doing something stupid!)


Okay but mainly the people in my "class" are really friendly and nice and DONT LAUGH EVENTHOUGH ME AND YAUNESS LOOK LIKE TOTAL NOOBISH RETARDS. :D

unlike some people whom I know would have.
come to think of it, I might categorize myself as "some people".
But there are no mirrors there so hah!


Anyway, here is some Parkour:
(yes it's long but from 5th minute onwards it's some crap)



P.S. I TOTALLY DID NOTHING LIKE THAT.

These are mega pros until want to die like that okay whereas I just roll around and ATTEMPT to vault.


On a totally unrelated note, Mr. TKL is such a meanie who bullies little children!
TKL stands for Tomato Killing Lamborghini la! Who you think I'm talking about huh? :)


Okay shut up now christine.

GOOD NIGHT

If you haven't noticed, my blog is PINK!

Yes, yes, I've finally gotten over my temporary obsession with the colour combination of carrots and have happily welcomed back my favourite colour of all time back on to my blog.


PINK!!!



See, all my font is pink now...

YAY!



and as doing up my blog is probably the most exciting thing I've done since my last post, I have nothing much to say now....


Let me just direct something at Cheryl Anne:

"PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE IT AND I WANT TO SEE IF YOU LOVE IT TOO."

Non-cheryls are welcome to watch it too.
:D


P.s. After watching it, you'll probably find the reason behind the song that's playing on my profile.
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
*sigh.......*


and the guy is hot. :D





hahaha i love superstars of dance!


:)


P.S. Since I revamped my blog, all my widgets are gone... T.T So I've lost everyone's links. And I have the memory of a goldfish so people who I used to have linked up, GIMME YOUR LINKS. :D

THIS BLOG IS NOT DEAD.

CHRISTINE IS A HAPPY KID ONCE MORE.




Just like these cupcakes.
That I did not make.

:(



I made these ones with my bobo cousins though.




:)


AND THEY ARE SO YUMMY, YOU DIE.



Yes, they are yummy because I said so.



ANYWHO....

Christine and her new camera(well, new on this pathetic blog of mine) are set to rock the world!



Again! :D


Ever since that dreaded thing called PMR I have been what some would call zombie-ish...


OHMIGOSH IT'S LIVING PROOF. LOOK AT MY ZOMBIENESS.



NO I DID NOT USE PHOTOSHOP.


ok fine, i did.


However, now I have left Zombieland and am residing in Ninja World.



ohmigosh I learnt to fly and kick butt!

How does that make sense?
It doesn't!
This is just a stupid excuse to use my pre-PMR jump shots which were taken out of extreme boredom. :D


Now that I'm free though, I happily obliged to burning all my stupid study books.



MWAHAHAHHAHAHA >:D
DIE U THING.


Well, if burning is a synonym for recycling then YES I TOTALLY DID.

Of course, my kindhearted nature brought me to donate my giant 2 piles of empty workbooks to my dear cousins who are in need of educational guidance.

What would they do without me? :)


Now all that's left are my useless textbooks which were returned in "perfect" condition to the school SPBT room. :D
(well, minus the one YAU STOLE FROM ME AND FORGOT TO BRING)


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....


So in light of my new found freedom, my inner kiasu vein is throbbing in hope of developing a new outlet, fast!

In other words,

YAU IS BRINGING OUT MY INNER KIASU BY GUILTING ME TO START TUITION HUNTING.


AND NOW I'M LEARNING ADD MATHS FROM HER.

:OOOOO


Which is shit tedious by the way.
Not to mention brain-combusting...




OH NO-SH!!!!!!
MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!


Other than that, life as a PMR free student is really awesome!

I get to play computer all day if I want to and I can catch all those late night shows with no guilt!

Not to mention the other diabolical things I'm doing...
LIKE STEALING YOUR CANDY.

MWAHHAHAHAHHAHAH! >:D


And that's all my blabbing blabber I need to blab for today.
BLAB BLAB.

:)

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Masa menjawab sudah tamat. Sila berhenti menulis."

The words that changed my Form 3 life.
THE WORDS THAT MARK THE END OF PMR!!!!!



CONGRATS TO FORM 3s AND YAAAAYYY MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM FINALLY FREE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT TO AND READ HARRY POTTER!!!!


AND GO SWIMMING!!!!!!!!


AND GO ON TOILET ADVENTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AND NEVER LOOK AT THOSE UGLY BOOKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lots more blogging will succeed this!



GOODBYE FOR NOW AND HAVE A HAPPY EXAMING U OTHER UNLUCKY FELLOWS!