Cheryl's buh bye post. :(

So I spend weeks and weeks poring on cheryl's going away present which I told her was the most awesome present ever which is why her birthday present sucked so much.

NO PRESSURE.

It started with some scrap wood that my dad got from Ikea.

I covered the holes with cardboard...


eeeeeeeee so ugly...


shit some kid is going to get electric shocked!

Psst pstt.... CHERYL!


a lot of wrapping paper later...


so what did it look like in the end?

and what was the final verdict?


CHERYL LOVED IT!


woohoooo!

I don't care if she's lying also, i think it looks awesome. :)

anyway...
finished product.

DOLL ROOM. with no dolls. xD

Watch legolas.



Meant to be tv lol...

There's a musical box that plays memory also.
P.s. that's the song we sang for malam bakat...


Side views...






and came with something I drew for cheryl...



hahah it looks better upside down...



real way looks a bit fake...

oh well...

lallalalllala


now all the sappy things.
(feel free to skip because even looking at it makes me bored. :) )

Note from facebook cause I'm lazy to write 2 things...

Dear Cheryl,

I have no idea where to start.

I just know that I love you and I can't believe I'm never going to
sing with you in the corridors;
play intersection points;
laugh about fruits and veggies;
sms you about hot guys;
give nicknames to all the people we know;
play harry potter and lord of the rings role playing;
play harry potter, race car driving, flicking paper, writing on walls, ring ring hello and other charlie stuff, blowing hair, etc, etc during school exams...(now my only play mate is the dustbin.... :( );
go on toilet adventures;
kacau our favourite teachers like rozeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hohohoho!, usha, norhafizah, nora, jeet, and blablbalbalablabla...;
play other dumb games with you that no one else but you would even consider playing like magical unicorns...

there are so many more things but my attention span is wavering...
actually I'm halfway typing this while smsing you...
and I kinda forgot what i wanted to say so...

you know i think the reason I couldn't cry just now was really because when I hang out with you, I'm just too happy and it's only when you're gone that I remember.
I really cannot even begin to imagine school without you.
The 2 weeks that you went to australia were probably the saddest weeks in the whole of my form 3.
Even studying with you for that idiotic PMR was beyond fun.
Without you, how would I remember about kelabit bario, the hot rentap, PuhPuhNeKeDeLeFeBe, dcckkl, every year's sejarah chapter 1 & 2 topic because you would repeat those the most, and all the other random memorizing methods...
You will always be my ding dong and I will never replace you la.

I scared I write too much now and you get scared of the words.
hahahhahaha.

You know actually, I realized though, it's not like I'm not seeing you again.
It's just that I wont have you all for myself and every single second of the day anymore.
It's just a sudden change from seeing you every freaking day of the week to not until june.
BY THE WAY. YOU MUST COME BACK FOR CHEER AND MALAM BAKAT AND ALL THAT CRAP TOO.
or I will personally take the cheapest air asia flight to melbourne and slap you.
which wouldn't be too bad really...

ahhhh i forgot about your word phobia again.

You know what, if I have any more "sentimental" things to say to you, I'll just write you a letter because being emotional is really draining. xD

I have the most fun with you when I'm just doing nothing and being myself.
I'm never ever bored with you and to summarize it all...
I love you so much and I'll miss you.

Ooo! Ooo! I forgot.

I wrote something for you while studying sejarah before PMR that time.
Because I thought of you then and I have a really short attention span... hahahha.

OKay damn I cannot find it because i wrote it in abi's starfish book and the other day i showed it to bee and i left it downstairs and it's damn dark now okay.

SO I WILL JUST WRITE YOU A LETTER! hahahahha
then i can use fancy paper and make it pretty and you can frame it just like you will frame my drawing right? :)
hahahhahahha okay buy buy now. :)


~remember me always, Christine.~


Huhuhuhuhuhahhahahah.

Cheryl is too awesome to be summarized into one blog post however long it would be and frankly, I'm lazy. :D

if you want to know how much I love cheryl, just see the way I whack her with love. :D

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

5 ways to tell if I really REALLY LOVE YOU!

Christmas has gotten me into a sappy mood.

I was so bored the other night that I have come up with a list of 5 ways to tell if I really REALLY LOVE YOU!


If I....

#1 I blabber a whole lot of nonsense to you

This is when I tell you a lot of long winded boring stories of my life and can't stop no matter how much you want me to. Though to many, this is a sign of idiocy, this is my way of showing LOVE!



#2 say your name randomly... and then say HI.

That means I love you in Christine speak. :) Actually, this is probably a way of getting attention from somebody I like and though it seems, again, like i'm a psychotic retard, that's just how i show love! :D



#3 ask you for hugs!

As most of my closer friends already know, Christine loves hugs! And besides, love is caring and caring is sharing. SO WE SHALL SHARE THE HEIGHT BY HUGGING MORE PEOPLE. (did you know hugging makes you grow taller??? )



#4 pat your head....

I do this to all the people I love except for the tallies because I find everyone who is shorter than me EXTREMELY CUTE even if you're not. When I pat your head, it feels like your my pet animal or cute teddy or something. THEREFORE, I pat your head if I love you. :D



#5 light up when I see you...

No, I don't mean my face decreases in darkness, I mean you can see a glint in my eyes when I see you. Obviously, this means your very special to me and I'm very happy to see you. :D


IF I DO 3 OF THOSE THINGS TO YOU, I LOVE YOU!

IF I DO 4 OF THOSE THINGS TO YOU, I LOVE YOU, A LITTLE MORE!

IF I DO ALL OF THOSE 5 THINGS TO YOU, I JUST REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU, YOU DUMMY!!!!!!!!!!



LOVE LOVE LOVE.

I need to start wrapping Christmas presents...

AND FINISH CHERYL'S GOING AWAY ONE.

I'm not writing a real post

I think I'll write about Cheryl's going away party when I write about Cheryl going away....


Hey, it's still a few thousand years away right? :D

and I finally watched New Moon...

I do have something good to say about this movie.

It induced the most painful laugh I have ever laughed in a movie before...

Wanna hear about it?
I know you do.


So there I was watching new moon...



(which incidentally, the movie people label as "twilight" on the tickets. How confusing is that?)

I took a sip of my water and just at that moment...

Something really stupid involving robert uglyson happened and I can't even remember what it was...

And I ALMOST laughed but contained myself so I wouldn't spit on the fellow in front of me.

However, halfway swallowing my water, the retard next to me(YAU YAU YAU), decided to laugh like a retard and then, you know the saying, laughter is infectious!

I LAUGHED LIKE A SHIT HEAD AND THEN I CHOKED ON MY WATER.

And then I coughed extremely loudly and painfully for about 5 minutes disturbing everyone from what may have been a sentimental part of the movie...

...Had this movie been somewhat good.


Now I'm going to tell you who & what made this movie entertaining or boring or just plain retarded.



Taylor Lautner aka Jacob Black.


You know what? He just is Jacob la...
Only time he made me laugh accidentally was when his hair was like a hobo...

Other than that, quite normal.
Of course Yau and a bazillion other girls will just gush about his packs but I think that some actors deserve way much more hype than taylor and hairybert.

Why do I call him hairybert?



Ohmygoodinesitssougly....

Not only is his hairy stomach broadcasted worldwide...
He also has melted nipples...

This is besides his ugly face of course.

But actually, I think his acting improved from the last movie...
I laughed at him a lot less than in twilight and he's less annoying here...

But then maybe that's just 'cause he's not in the show 80% of the time.

Except as a ghost.
Which is so flattering on him since at least now his ugliness is transparent...


Anyway, as I was saying about there being way hotter guys than taylor and hairybert...



LOOK AT THE GUY WHO PLAYS PAUL.
(Alex Meraz)

Taylor Lautner is just a compact cluster of muscles everywhere.
He looks like a male barbie doll.
I would say Ken but even Ken not so muscular wei!

Anyway, this guy looks normal and hotter!!!!

Nicer picture for yau's enjoyment...




He's just the hottest wolf but others are hot too...

EXCEPT FOR SAM ULEY!



Compare him(most right) with all the other guys next to him...

SO FAT & WEIRD LOOKING.

this picture is not such a good example of his true colours though...


Now let's move on to the members of the Volturi.

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE TWINS.



Alec (Cameron Bright)




Jane (Dakota Fanning)


They are just the best actors there and the hottest vampires too.
When I saw Alec I was like "Whoah, who is that?"

Then Yau was like, "I think it's Demetri right?"

Then I checked and Demetri is the less hot vampire who is not worthy to be talked about here.


Then there's Marcus who according to Abigail looks like Snape.



(Christopher Heyerdahl)

Actually, he looks like this one guy who acted in lord of the rings as the king who was influenced by this evil man who's daughter fell in love with aragorn...
I can't remember all their dumb names but he looks like that guy!

He is also quite funny to watch if you're a psychotic person...

and then most awesome of all in his acting is the guy who plays Aro(Michael Sheen)!



From left: aro, caius and ALEC!!!!

He has the most hilarious acting ever!
HE LOOKS LIKE A PSYCHOPATH ALL THE TIME AND I LOVE IT.



See even when he's not acting he's cool!

EVEN HIS LAUGH IS SO AWESOME AND PSYCHOTIC!!!!

Caius is quite hot also and then I looked him up and realized he is the same sweet guy from Sweeney Todd that sings the Johanna song...

SO DIFFERENT WTS....
But cool. :)



Caius alone...


and then there's Jasper who actually has a personality besides a constipated face in this movie...



Only thing, I wish he'd sue the stylist who forced that hideous hair on him...

Look at his potential to be hot!



Awesome...

And then of course there is Alice!!!



sometimes when i see the girls, I wonder, why are there so many hot girls in this world and not enough hot guys???!!!!

I only say that because, somehow, uglyson was cast as Edward...

and then now for the hottest Cullen of them all...

Dr. Carlisle Cullen!



I never thought about him being hot in the book because he was supposed to be like the father but here he looks so young and hot!!!
No other word...

bigger picture:



And now we come to the funniest character in the entire movie!

BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I think probably one of her funniest parts was when she said "Kiss me" to edward with her stupid retarded face...

Hey I think that may have been when I choked!!!

Anywho, there are other many funny things that she does, falling being one of the least funny though because she sucks so much at acting dumb.

Another funny thing you have to watch out for is how she says edward after he ditches her in the forest...

I can't demo so you'll have to watch it yourself...

Over all I can actually say I was very entertained.

So my advice for all on the brink of deciding whether or not to watch this show?


Pick your type of personality:

A) I am a diehard twilighter:
Why haven't you watched it yet, you retard! Diehard twilighter, my foot!

B) I'm a normal person looking for a movie to fill my time with:
Don't watch it unless you plan on sleeping in the movie.

C) I am an emo person who just broke up with her boyfriend:
Watch the first part and then you can see how normal and alive you are compared to the psychotic Kristen Stewart who is just this constantly bored person...

D) You are a psychotic retard like myself and miss a good laugh:
WATCH IT WITH YOUR OTHER PSYCHO FRIENDS AND YOU'LL HAVE A BALL.


Now go do what I told you to!