Friday, October 10, 2008


Soo yin has tag-ed me.

here we go again...

What' s the connection between you and the last person that called?

My best buddie.

What happened at 3:00 pm yesterday?
wad kind of memory do you think i have??
i think i was sleeping though...

What do you want in your life right now?
wad? i like them!

How's your heart lately?
I am proud to say I have no history of heart diseases.

Favorite reality show to watch?

How have you felt today?
hot and sweaty because i didn't switch on the fan...

When' s the last time you showered?
when i woke up...
at 12 30 pm. XD

Do you like your name?
Yup. Did you know the name "christine" is originated from Greek?

Would you rather be cheated with or on?
with. it would hurt less, no?

How many drugs have you done in the last 7 days?
Do cashew nuts count?

Who/ what do you hate/ dislike currently?
Mara ke Songkla!, fatty layers. :)

Do you believe in karma?
Only if it happens to others...

Do you think you can last an hour without talking?
of course I can.
But i wouldn't WANT to.

What are you doing after this?
puan zowiah tuition... T.T

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Most of the time...
I'm nice, you see. :)

Did you just wake up?
4 hours ago counted?

What's the color of the soap in your bathroom?

What can you hear right now?
the TV downstairs.

Whats your favorite color?

Do you like the color grey?
its nice on some clothes...

Last thing you drank?

Have you ever received a love letter?no?
if I did would I tell you?

Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
No, I already told you I'm a good girl! :)

Have you ever cried in a movie theater?
so much I should slap myself.


Have you ever slapped someone?

LOL. I just slapped MYSELF.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
hmmm... ME!

Would you ever donate blood?
yes but I would probably be terrified of the needle...

Who was the last person you sat next to?
Mummy! :)

What does your last text message say?
that I sent or that someone sent me?
I'll just put both!

Huimin sent me: Tuition at 5.
Christine: Season 2 episode 5 cant fit.

What are you doing for your next birthday?
Destroying tags. You'd like that wouldn't you??

I Tag

The people who actually want to do tags...


Thursday, October 9, 2008

look stupid. feel proud.

Mallek's open house.

yes I know, I'm one week late.
screw it, yau does it all the time anyway. :D

On Saturday, we all went to Mallek's house for an open house.

the atendees:

Mallek's relatives :D

all the girls wore green. :D
we car-pooled.
and we went to Mallek's house which has lots of trees.
therefore it could be said that on that day...
we all went GREEN!
hence the colour of my post. xD


Christine Kuan presents to you...

how to look stupid

1. When 3 dumbies get together, always make time for a charlie angels pose.

the dopey look is the new black ;)

2. Give stupid and random reactions.

especially when...

a dog licks your face

your feeling emotional

someone tries to shoot you

someone else tries to shoot you

3. act as nigga-ish as possible even when you suck at it.

"Come on everybody up in here!"

4.Fighting the "cool way" is good.

christine wins in the end. :D

5. Immitate classic poses.

for example,
the Smeagol(guy from lord of the rings) look.

work it, girls!

6. Worship weirdos.

cheryl anne is bowed down to...

poor bee. She's brain-washed. xD

7. Take many-many group pictures.

4 dumies.

4 dumies again...

see guys can look stupid too. xD

8. Make use of inanimate objects.

like cups...

-this is actually a lala look i think...-

and butterflies...

yau tries to do it as well as me...

and pillars...

yau goes around the merry-go-round!


coconut trees?

now yau tries...

9.Two idiots are better than one.

JJ and kaders...
Haha i know they dont look THAT stupid.

yau n JJ

cheryl n JJ
doing the same pose.

an "angel" and christine

10. Play piggie-back

you can do it looking bitchie...

or looking as excited as a lil kiddie :)

11.Use the floor to your advantage.

whether you are relaxing...

trying to look like the cast of a tv show...

failing to look like the cast of a tv show...

or trying to get yourself hurt...

it even works when you're groping!

ok this is just an optical illusion
coz someone threw a snake on them.
yau is no lesbian
sorry to disappoint you, girls.

-my picture taking skills good, no? i caught this at the right second-

12. Talk when taking your pictures.

13.Duduk terkangkang.

cheryl has mastered the art.

14.Try to whistle with your hands.


He gets it in the end, though.
It's worth getting an unglam shot for it!

last but not least...

15. JUMP!

-i took this picture on first try. chun right? -



contestant 1:

Jarrod Joshua.

contestant 2:

Abigail Choong.

contestant 3:

Everlasting Omega

and last but not least...

contestant 4:

the sparkliest of them all, Christine Kuan!

-hey it's not my fault someone took this pic the second i blinked!-

Time for a bitch showdown!


Cheryl Anne.

my favourite..

Yau Hui Min.

anyway, that's all for today.
exams are coming so...


& to Pmr-ians


i end with a BANG.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Guess who?

Guess who?

I'm putting it on my blog first because I should get credit for recording. :)

Saturday, October 4, 2008

yau tags me

yau has tag-ged me.

i m gonna tag:

Anybody who actually does tags.
because no one does my tags. :(

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal/person who tagged you if u don't have a Journal).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,

-Your name-

Answers in orange.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men I <3 Twilight.
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA My background is the same colour as my room.
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

My letter looks like this:


I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head, with George Bush and his wife
and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship. In pain,