Monday, July 28, 2008

another tag... whoop de doo..

wads wrong with me? im doing tags...

anyway here goes nothing...


Instructions :Remove one question from below and add in your own question, make it a total 20 questions. Then tag 8 people from your list. List them out at the end of the post. Notify them that they have been tagged.

1. At what age you wish to marry?

in my 20s?


2.Will you consider sexual relationships before marriage?

bad person!


3.Do you smoke?

wts? of course not! SMOKING IS GAY!


4. What is the the latest gadget that you own ?

emmm... dictionary???


5. Who did you mostly texted lately ?

i think it was my cuzin??? gay....


7. What is the latest thing you bought with your own money

PORRIDGE!!!! wahahahahahha... school wan is daaam nice...


8. Do you prefer your peanut butter crunchy or smooth?

hahaha both! xD


10. Who would you ask to go for a dance with?

my grandma...

(wad? she needs a night out!)


11. How many kids do you want ?

not less than 4 xD


12. Are you CRAZY??

wad kind of question is this? Of course I am!


13. Where is the latest restaurant you had dinner?

some gay restaurant in Johor...

it was a last resort!


16. Do you believe in God?

yup! do you??


17. Do you like your relatives ?

I LOVE MY RELATIVES!!!

now im gonna jabber...

i love my brother! hes so nice... my mum, my dad....

i absolutely love all my cousins, nephews, nieces to death....

they range from the age of 7 months - 46!!!! =D

and my uncles and aunties and grandma may be a little weird but love them all the same...


18. Name your favourite game or sport.

i think it would be cheerleading but i seriously suck at it...

my next resort is skipping rope or hula hooping... xD


19. Name the first person that comes into your mind now.

Jarrod... because he tagged me with this gay tag...


20. Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.

his name is Jarrod...
shorter than me xD
hyper
gay
dimwit

hahahahhahahaa

nothing else to put...
sry jarrod! xD


I tag:

gay
gayer
gayest
fag
poop
moron
dimwit
everyone who reads this!
wahahhahahaha



gay...
xD

Sunday, July 27, 2008

i hate tags... why am i doing this???


Omg im doing a tag!
i need a life...

Name 5 Friends Of The Opposite Sex.
-how old are they?
-where are they currently?
-how long have you known them?
-tag 5 people.


1.My brother wahahahahah xD
15
next to me asking me to not put him here... hahahahaha
all my life =)

2. clown! (mallek)
13+
circus???
1+ years... xDD

3. Jeremy Tang
13+
his house?
1+years...

4.joel lim... (cuzin!!!this tag is getting gay...)
11
probably skateboarding at sum gay place...
11 years...

5. Charlie (the unicorn! told you it was getting gay...)
em.... i dunno... maybe 20 unicorn years???
in the meadow? or maybe looking for banana kings, candy mountains, etc, etc.
1+ years.... ( and wad did i do without him before that?)

Would You Rather.....

.....Party with 1(Daniel) or 5(Charlie)?

Duh ! CHARLIE!!!!!

.....Marry 2(Mallek) or 4 (Joel)

oh gawd i'd rather die...

.....Make out with 3(Jeremy) or 5(Charlie)?

Duhhh! Charlie! he's soooo hot xD

.....Date 1(Daniel) or 2(Mallek)?

RATHER DIE!

.....Kill 1(Daniel) or 3(Jeremy)?

im no murderer! who made this gay tag anyway???

.....Cuddle with 2(Mallek) or 5(Charlie)?

CHARLIE!

.....Have kids with 3(Jeremy) or 4 (Joel)?

Wth la? neither! SERIOUSLY WHO MADE THIS???

.....Live with 1(Daniel) or 3(Jeremy)?

haha Daniel! i live with him already anyway.... xD

.....Be stuck on an island with 2(Mallek) or 5(Charlie)?

Charlieee!!!

.....Have 3(Jeremy) ever hurt you?

em.... no?

.....Have you ever hurt 4 (Joel)?

does tickling count?

.....Who is the funniest?

duh!!! CHARLIE!!!

.....Can you beat up 5(Charlie)?

why would i want to do that to my BFF????

.....When is the last time you saw 2(Mallek)?

today....

.....Who's the smartest?

their all kinda dumb but i would say Daniel! (no offense guys xD)

.....How long have you known 5(Charlie)?

didn't i already answer this?

.....Who is 3(Jeremy) dating/crushing on?

em... Xian ting??? hahhahahahahhahahahhaha i crack myself up...

Who Has The Better.....

.....Smile?

Charlie! wait... he doesn't really smile...
jeremy then i gues..

.....Body?

Joel! fats is the new black... xD

.....Face?

CHARLIEE!!!!!!

.....Attitude?

I dunnoe!!! they're all kinda grumpy...

.....Voice?

Charlie!!!! (this is an easy wan)

.....Clothes?

can i say charlie? DRAT he doesn't wear clothes...
dang jeremy then...

I tag.....
1) Cheryl
2) Faggot
3) Gay
4) Spongebob
5) anybody else who sees this...

another random post...

Back again for another random post... xD

hmmmm....
not much stuff happening in my life...

my comp crashed so all my music is *KAPOOF!*

sads...

so i've been spending most of my times downloading my old songs...
woop de doo...

and today i went 4 swimming class...
rawr i hate freestyle...

blablablablabla...

bored!!!!

haha so lame n gay post...

Thursday, July 24, 2008

tag

TAGS ARE GAY!!!!! DIEEEE TAGS!!!! DIEEE!!!!

why i missed school for 3 days...

horrible horrible thing happened...

my tai guma (my eldest aunt on my father's side) passed away on Saturday, 19th July 2008.

everyone was shocked by the news because tai guma had no medical history except high blood pressure...

it happened in the morning..
she went to buy some "chasiew" apparently...
she walked there as she lives in Singapore...

then...

suddenly she was sesak nafas...

she called my uncle, but by the time he arrived, it was too late...
she suffered from a heart attack...
and passed away...

through all the drama...
someone even had the nerve to STEAL HER PURSE!

then...
the Singapore people, being gay as usual,
sent her for post mortem...
wth?

they thought someone murdered her....

fortunately they were wrong...

so at about 10 am...

i received the news...
i was so shocked and sad..
i really did not see it coming...

though she was 69, she was too young...

Though she lived so far away...
almost every year without fail, she would bring her grandchildren (my nephews and niece) down to KL and stay with us...
she would cook for us really delicious cooking...
buy us stuff from Singapore...
give us money ,though she had little, from her taxing job as a canteen worker in a politeknik universiti in Singapore which called for her to work from 3am to 5pm...

but she did not complain...

everytime i went down to Singapore since i was a baby...
i would stay with her in her apartment...
Her house brought many good memories...
i never had a memory of Singapore without her...

this time when i went down...
there was none of her delicious cooking...
none of the giant fishball she would buy specially for me...
nobody came to hug me and welcome me back to the house...

instead i was greeted with the moaning of her husband...
sad and unsteady...
this was really disturbing...
he always seemed like a really strong man...

most of my extended family came down to Singapore on Saturday...

-but my brother did not as he had a scouts test session... -
-stupid gays...-

but we had to wait until Sunday for her body...

And when she arrived...
Everyone broke into tears...
we love her so much...

she was a Catholic so we prayed the Rosary for her many many times...

by Monday...
most of my extended family went back( to return on Wednesday for the real funeral...)

so i was left with my nephews and nieces (who lived in singapore) and a few other cousins...

to keep ourselves from dying of boredom...
we played psp, nintendo DS, handphone games n cotaiti!

call us disrespectful if you want....

but at around 7...
we had to start working...
the peak time for people to arrive...

serve them drinks, nuts, etc..

and around 8 or 9...
a friar would come and we would say prayers...
and after that we would say the rosary...

phew...

we would only head upstairs to sleep at about 1...
and then we have to wait for the bathroom as there is only 1 which we can use...

so we sleep at about 2...

on Monday night my brother took Aeroline to Singapore...
so proud of him...

finally! i missed him...

then on Wednesday everyone came down to Singapore again...

we said prayers at the house...
then a car came and they put the coffin in...
we followed until they asked us to go into a bus....

then we headed to the St. Mary of the Angels Church in Singapore.




i remember going there with my aunt on Sundays for the mass...
and i sat at our usual place...

but wait...
I had to do a reading for the funeral mass...

so me, Daniel, and Isaac (my nephew) had to sit at a designated place...

my reading: (not the exact same one)

The reading from a letter of Paul to the Romans (chapter 14: 7-12)
The life or death of any person among us is not a matter for that person alone. If we live, we live to give honour to the *Lord. If we die, we die to give honour to the *Lord. So whether we live or die, we belong to the *Lord.

*Christ died and he came back to life for this reason. It was so that he might become our *Lord in life and in death. You should not accuse another Christian. You should not be cruel to that person. We shall all stand in front of God when he acts as judge. *Scripture says,

‘ “You can be sure that I live”, says the *Lord.

“So you can be sure that everyone will kneel in front of me.

And every person will give honour to God.” ’

So each of us will have to explain to God the things that we have done.


then we headed to Mandai Crematorium...

we did not see the actual cremation...
but they showed us the bringing of her into the room....

and everyone was screaming....
it was scary...

we may be sad...
but it is also a happy occasion...

she is now with the Lord...
in her creator's arms...

please say a prayer for my aunt...
that she may reach heaven peacefully...

.........


may she rest in peace...

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

some random thingies



ever wonder what 2 matahari girls do in class during their free time?
well, maybe this will make it clearer to you as to what the CRAZY girls in my class do for fun...



1. draw random crap
for example: sparklez the unicorn

yau the mermaid


captain cheryl the pirate



2. make up senseless lists of stupid things

like the list of awesome guys above 40!

winner

1st runner up
2nd runner up



3. repeat charlie the unicorn lines!





such as:
charlie! i have the amulet!
what amulet?
the amulet! sparkle sparkle... SPARKLE!!!

Zeeeeeee! hohohoho

all the songs...
candy mountain candy cave
put a banana in your ear

and sometimes the whole script...




4. do homework...



im just kidding!!!!!

now...


pictures of my hand!!!!!!!!!



woot~

Pn. N******

ok i know its unethical to b*tch about people online...
but i really have to let out my anger on this....

There is seeeeeriously something wrong with pn. N******
(from now, Pn. N)

in class we were all trying to draw yau using her passport photo...
then i went and drew a mermaid's body on her...

yup thats the picture...

then me and cheryl went toilet...

when we came back, Pn. N was in class looking at the drawing (and touching my stuff!!!)...

firstly that is an invasion of privacy....

secondly when we walked back to our place...
(translated to English)

Pn. N: who go draw this?
me n cheryl: *silence...*
Pn. N: is you right???
cheryl: no, it wasnt me it was christine...

then she went away...

phew....

but then later on in class while teaching...
(translated)

Pn. N:
this cheryl and christine... so immature... draw the thing... and then go say it wasn't me..
cheryl very *nakal*.... blablbalablbalbabalbabalablablablablbalbala...

ok wth????

firstly...

why is she so pissed over a mermaid drawing??????

secondly...

WTH??????

pn. N if your reading this...

seriously...

WTH??????

Sunday, July 13, 2008

CHEER 2008! day 2 =)

B-L-I-T-Z-E-R-Z!
BLITZERZ! THE BEST TO BE!

just one of the many cheers we chanted at cheer today...

anyway...
we started the day off in school just like yesterday....
but today...

i made sure bee and cheryl wouldn't be late by calling them both at about 6:45...

enough time to take our shoes too!xD


and some blackmail worthy pictures!!!

Cheryl...



YAU!

ABIGAIL!!!!

soree guys! xD

unfortunately...

jarrod was like dam late....
we were already in the bus gonna leave...

his house no signal so very hard to get him...
luckily he came la...

in the bus we were randoming around...

the guys did a gay catwalk...
oooo hawt!

we reach there and ran to get good seats....
and wad do you know?
we get the same row as yesterday...
sighs...
FRUSTRATED....

anyway...
the blitzerz crowd on day 2!



jarrod and his girlfriend pak tohing...
xD


so we watched the 43 teams all over again today...

and BLITZERZ did a perfect routine!


did not fall at all...
woot~

then we went to take pictures with miss malaysia!
deborah henry!


me and deborah henry


me and deborah henry
again! xD



cheryl n deborah henry...


deborah henry n yau...

abi, deborah henry, soo yin...

she's so nice and friendly!

she signed my shirt too...
then everyone went and borrowed my marker to sign theirs...
even strangers...
i was like wtf??

anywhooo...
the results! the results!

Best Make up award:
Titans! (no suprise here)

Best Dressed:
Sparklez! (sparkle, sparkle! SPARKLE! just love their name)

Best Cheer:
Vibrant

Best Showmanship:
Shirtlift

Merit Award:
Shirtlift

5th place: xavier

4th place: Titans (woot~)

3rd place: STUNNERS ALL BOYS!!!! YEAAAA!!!!

2nd place:Dynamitez!

and the Champions...

of Cheer 2008...



BLITZERZ!!!!


ok no...


the winners are

SHIRTLIFT!!!!

wts???

they kept saying it will make cheer history...
shirtlift won 3 awards???

WTS???

they took away our best dressed in cheer 06 because they didn't want us to win 2 prizes but now shirtless can win 3????

ahhh screw it all i want is the McDonalds voucher....

the best supporters award goes to...

NOT BLITZERZ....

wts convent bukit rambutan won!!!!?????????
oops i mean pineapple...

stupid green ass people
from tanjung rambutan....

hmphedness...

i was so sad....

i wasted like more than 60 bucks on the whole package...
not to mention how many Strepsils i ate...

stupid pengetua i blame it on her...

so anyway...
most of us were emo after that...

then when inside the bus...
all the guys sort of cheer us up...

suddenly...
while we still at the stadium parking area...

we started doing the call me thingy to some random people...

so the whole back of the bus went crazy...

then suddenly we stopped at these group of guys...
then we started doing the call me thingy!

they all went psycho...


started signing their number...

1 guy had a belt which could show numbers!!!
dam cool!

but our bus leader thought he was flashing....

hahahhahahaha...

then got another...
ran up to the bus and go show his phone (i think with his phone number on it?)

hahah but damn funny....

i think they're cyclonez?1 guy had a playcard that says Cyclonez so dunnoe....
xD

then we went saying call me to everyone we could see...

even girls, security guards...

all except people we actually noe la...

must jaga SOME of our reputation...
xD

damn fun!
next year we're bringing a sign to cheer that says: CALL ME!


xD

Saturday, July 12, 2008

CHEER 2008! day 1 =)

*SPARKLE SPARKLE*
CHEER 2008!!!!

it all started in school....
we all line up to go cheer...
jenga jenga...
then when we reach there...

me n all my frens chopped the most in front row we could get...
which was the 6th row!!!
so faaaar back!

so we took camwhore pictures....










on the first day the turnout was very bad...




But but but...

Blitzerz team was still looking as stunning as usual...


yes i know they're sitting down stoning...
i didn't take any other pictures because too busy cheering!
woot~

after seeing this black guy dancing....
i knew i had to take a picture with him!

his name is santon or sumting...
JUST CANT BLOODY REMEMBER IT!!!!

anyway...

JIEN!
now the story the story!!!
the magical storeeeeey...
of hope n wonder....

The host were like:
anyone wearing blue who wants to hug Jien??
me n yau: OMG!!! lets go!!!

so we run run down to the middle...

and we went to hug Jien...
so we were gonna leave right after that...

Jien: where are you going? dont you want your free perfume?
Other host guy: They just came to hug Jien...
me n yau: ehehehe...
The hosts: blablablabla we should make them dance!

Then...
the music started playing...
and Yau totally let go...

then i was like :Yau... we do the booty shake thingi thing...

Yau: *does the booty shake thingi thing like a maniac and totally embarasses herself in front of thousands of people*

the good news?


free perfume!

the bad news?
NONE!
for me at least...
yau was daaaam malu...
xD

soooo i got to hug JieN!
woot~

soooo then we watched like 20 sumting teams...

including the BLITZERZ!!!!




then..
it was lunch break...


since black guy was nowhere in sight and we already ate...
we sat down in the front looking "pretty"..

cheryl: Let's just sit down and maybe some camera man will video us or take a picture of us...

suddenly
POOF!

camera man: can i take a picture of you girls?
we all: haahhahahahhahahhahaha
then *snap snap*
picture turned out gorgeous...
obviously we want it...

cheryl(i think): can we buy the picture?
camera man: why don't i email to you?

so...
yau n me took down his email...
yau on her thigh... (yes we were all saying slut slut slut!!)
me on my arm.... (see perfectly normal....)

and here is the picture!


then then then...
we saw michael...
so we headed to him and got our picture taken!!!


then...
we saw THE BLACK GUY!!!!





he's dam cool up in here!

we also took a picture with the best celebrity of the day...

a BLITZER!!!!

We also saw alot of EYE CANDY!!!
disclaimer: this is "Yau's word"... happi now yau?

for Yau: Michael's ass(while doing all the flippy flippy thingies)

for the saner ones:
STUNNERS BOYS!




STUNNERS!!!! ALL BOIZ!


Yau attempts to seduce them... xD

Then...
a moment of silence...

the TOP 15!!!!

Blitzerz
Stunners All-Boys!!!
Stunners All-Girls..
Titans!
Dynamitez
D*Starz
Shirtliff
Sellors
Muriel
Xavier
Vivacious
Vulcanz All-Boyz
Falcons
Southanchorz

and last but not least....

Pirates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg i love the tall guy from Pirates like shit!!!
so dam gay!!!!
dam fun to watch...
i was screaming for him like shit...

finally we had to return home...
=(

but in the bus...
we all gila gila...

especially yau n JJ....

dunno wad crap they doing...


Yau attacks Jarrod...



the revenge of all of us!
SPARKLE SPARKLE!

btw throughout the whole cheer...
we were reciting Charlie the unicorn lines...
like sparkle sparkle! SPARKLE!
that was the most since everything was so sparkly...

all the cheerleaders had sparkles...
even the guys...
even we had sparkles...
because of the sparkle spray....
xD

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

~end of day 1~