"Could there be a more retarded card from all my idiotic friends?"
Why, it's jowynna of course!
I knew her since I was 10 and she is miraculously still my best friend!
How is that possible?
That's a secret I'll never tell. :)
Haha, I'm kidding.
The key is just to KEEP HANGING OUT.
or blabbing for hours on the phone.
Whichever works best! :D
On 27th October, Tuesday morning, Jowynna was about to get the best present ever!
Her friends planned an awesome surprise party!
(It's only awesome because I was the biggest surprise! :D)
Tactfully telling her that I was forced to go to school everyday(which is not a lie), I sneaked over to Melanie's house to join a lot of people I didn't know in surprising Jowynna!
But of course, SHE EXPECTED IT.
Cause she's a genius.
The other people surprising her la.
BUT NOT ME BEING THERE!
and if any of you noticed on Facebook I wrote that I have diabolical scheming to do, I was actually referring to this plan!
Gay right? :) Yes I know, but I'm special.
and there was KAK!
BUT NO ONE SMASHED IT IN JOWYNNA'S FACE!
Jowynna was also ecstatic upon receiving her brand new MP3!
Which everyone share share to buy. :D
Yes, we know you love it, Jows... :)
Finally, she, me and a few of her special friends headed to 1u.
Women in the toilet...
(P.s. the guys were outside, patiently waiting... poor things...)
And we watched Surrogates.
And ate Subway.
And did other gay retarded things.
Anyway, I just love my Jowynna and I am so happy to see her idiotic face and actually celebrate her birthday with her after so long. :D