Christmas has gotten me into a sappy mood.
I was so bored the other night that I have come up with a list of 5 ways to tell if I really REALLY LOVE YOU!
#1 I blabber a whole lot of nonsense to you
This is when I tell you a lot of long winded boring stories of my life and can't stop no matter how much you want me to. Though to many, this is a sign of idiocy, this is my way of showing LOVE!
#2 say your name randomly... and then say HI.
That means I love you in Christine speak. :) Actually, this is probably a way of getting attention from somebody I like and though it seems, again, like i'm a psychotic retard, that's just how i show love! :D
#3 ask you for hugs!
As most of my closer friends already know, Christine loves hugs! And besides, love is caring and caring is sharing. SO WE SHALL SHARE THE HEIGHT BY HUGGING MORE PEOPLE. (did you know hugging makes you grow taller??? )
#4 pat your head....
I do this to all the people I love except for the tallies because I find everyone who is shorter than me EXTREMELY CUTE even if you're not. When I pat your head, it feels like your my pet animal or cute teddy or something. THEREFORE, I pat your head if I love you. :D
#5 light up when I see you...
No, I don't mean my face decreases in darkness, I mean you can see a glint in my eyes when I see you. Obviously, this means your very special to me and I'm very happy to see you. :D
IF I DO 3 OF THOSE THINGS TO YOU, I LOVE YOU!
IF I DO 4 OF THOSE THINGS TO YOU, I LOVE YOU, A LITTLE MORE!
IF I DO ALL OF THOSE 5 THINGS TO YOU, I JUST REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU, YOU DUMMY!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE.
I need to start wrapping Christmas presents...
AND FINISH CHERYL'S GOING AWAY ONE.